Message from @vonGoethe

Discord ID: 309535412110622740


2017-05-04 03:39:54 UTC  

cassowaries are upgraded emus

2017-05-04 03:39:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/309534595383033856/3FE4736F00000578-4469872-Love_is_in_the_air_The_couple_has_been_together_for_more_than_a_-a-37_14938.png

2017-05-04 03:40:01 UTC  

Can you eat them?

2017-05-04 03:40:13 UTC  

they were emus that lvld up after the emu war

2017-05-04 03:40:18 UTC  

i guess so

2017-05-04 03:40:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/309534699661819906/image.png

2017-05-04 03:40:24 UTC  

lol

2017-05-04 03:40:26 UTC  

i got chased by one when i was 8

2017-05-04 03:40:35 UTC  

if it caught me itd have killed my ass

2017-05-04 03:40:59 UTC  

they kick you in the shins, which snaps your legs in half

2017-05-04 03:41:05 UTC  

then kick you to death

2017-05-04 03:41:26 UTC  

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2017-05-04 03:41:29 UTC  

i was on my bike on holiday in queensland and the cunt came after me

2017-05-04 03:41:43 UTC  

lmao that nigger and the whale

2017-05-04 03:41:46 UTC  

so i rolled down the hill as fast as i could and jumoed into someones house

2017-05-04 03:42:41 UTC  

Are you talking about a cassowary or a basic bitch emu?

2017-05-04 03:42:54 UTC  

cassowary

2017-05-04 03:43:07 UTC  

those cunts are fucking evil

2017-05-04 03:43:13 UTC  

Those things are terrifying

2017-05-04 03:43:28 UTC  

my allah i will kill them all

2017-05-04 03:43:37 UTC  

the parrot shall inherit the earth

2017-05-04 03:45:11 UTC  

While you discuss this I'm hearing that song "Those were the days" in my head

2017-05-04 03:46:21 UTC  

if we win we shoulkd rebuild all german ww2 equipment and use it

2017-05-04 03:46:31 UTC  

for pranks of course

2017-05-04 03:46:40 UTC  

tiger 2 rolling through baltimore

2017-05-04 03:46:50 UTC  

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2017-05-04 03:48:48 UTC  
2017-05-04 03:49:06 UTC  

ex-wife 😦

2017-05-04 03:49:09 UTC  

thats sad

2017-05-04 03:49:15 UTC  

lol its an antifa chic

2017-05-04 03:49:19 UTC  

What

2017-05-04 03:49:23 UTC  

how

2017-05-04 03:49:55 UTC  

she is a dc antifa organizer

2017-05-04 03:49:59 UTC  

was in the vertias vids

2017-05-04 03:50:00 UTC  

ive reached the conclusion that exterminationist is the only solutiuon

2017-05-04 03:50:05 UTC  

got bfod by mud shit bf

2017-05-04 03:50:06 UTC  

solution

2017-05-04 03:50:16 UTC  

lol kill thots

2017-05-04 03:51:01 UTC  

My brother is one of these individualist you should mind your own business and not worry about this stuff, just get a wife and a dog instead of kids types