Oh, and...

@Caerulus_Rex well that's a sign

gotta get that one

Not related, but this always makes me smile

Open fire

I pumped $14.88 of gas on the way home from VA. Fuck being in NJ where I can't pump my own meme magic.

Tbh I hate pumping my own gas it's a chore

@Athena Marie thank you for sharing that, only heard about the wife's son invident

I like to leave my microwave on 14:88 randomly. Just to send my sister messages

Kek

@88showers what?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4523606/Video-shows-Hillary-Clinton-practiced-avoiding-Trump-hug.html

The Charlottesville speach

I'd choose pumping my own over Pakis any day, which is what I get when I don't have the agency to manage my levels and wait til I'm in a rural area

Gotcha

http://test.mensa.no

🅱 ROVE YOU ARENT A BRAINLET

🅱 enis

Post your MENSA memebership letter, bluebrain @Koba

tfw only took online test

its actually weird as fuck

make sure to check all ways for patterns before deciding, dont choose one framework because the answer path for each question is different

wow if your IQ is 140 mine must be at least 148 seeing as i can change oil

like the way you decide the answer is different for every pattern

I've been thinking of taking the MENSA test, but I really don't feel like paying membeship dues for literally nothing but a membership card.

@northern_confederate its yuropoor oil and Im no commie

how expensive is it? @Nikephoros

wait it's friday and there's no beer here

Nawt werf it

wad if I have dollaz

my grandkids are gonna have your grandkids pay reparations for this travesty

🅱ollar

@northern_confederate >implying the world wont be entirely irish by then

irish is a meme they're not real

I'm at work and I'm constantly surprised by how dumb people are when it comes to their credit cards. These excessively rich people have no clue how their cards actually work and when their cards don't work... they go into a full scale freak out. Like wow.

Wow. I was waiting for a ride just now and a couple niggers walked up to me from behind. They followed me into a food store, and only stopped following me when I zig zagged through the isles. I am standing inside the doorway and they just left without buying anything. Good shit right there.

@Koba its like $70 a year

nawt werf it