the jester failed to entertain me

I relish his demise <:har:480186132298989569>

so he can hang

Right?!

Man, hangings are fun.

too bad he couldnt hang out more

<:lolz:480186121897377792>

Give this man a medal.

thank you, thank you

I worked really hard to get to this moment

Meow

Uh.....

Ok?

For anyone thinking south east Asia is the answer: MIT researchers warn killer heat waves soaring above temps humans can survive will be regular occurrences within our lifetimes in areas affecting over 500 million people. Areas of China, South Asia and the Persian Gulf will become uninhabitable by 2070 if climate change remains unchecked.

Way to shit on freedom.

Is anyone here planning to be around in 2070?

I sure as fuck hope I'm not.

I will probably be alive still

Fuck yeah.

I wanna be around in 2970!

Phoenix Az is uninhabitable now and always has been. There is this thing called air conditioning

But, if I don't get my fat ass under control, I'll probably end up being opted out by 2050

2970 huh?

That's quite a ways away.

Could be really awesome.

Anyway, g'night, gents.

Goodnight to ya @Xychotic

Night X

Night

If I'm alive in 2070 I'll be spending all my time wishing I was dead when I'm not totally out of my mind from being too old

Night.

Also, I'm pretty sure by 2070 earth would have been hit by some sort of major disaster. Be it minor or major.

No

Dutch oven?

I've farted in a pretty air tight rain suit and forgot about it until I moved and it came out my collar but that really smelled bad

Why do you want it to smell <_>

i cant stop watching this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a18ac1dwt8s

tfm protecting celestina from thots lol

😂

Oh. Speaking of that, Hey Hermit, you're familiar with the "Autistic Spaz and Anime Ass" rap that I was doing, right?

@PreschoolFightClub Dutch Oven = farting under the covers and then holding your wife's head under the covers