😭

💀

@Seatoast we got this fam

I'm your sidekick at this point

Roast game strong

@Grumplebee I am just glad she found someone comfortable being intimate with her despite the disfigurement due to shingles.

She said your pp is a lil qt

I think of it as a community service.

It ain't the size of the boat

Its the motion of the ocean

And yes, she put a top hat on it, and a tiny tuxedo with tails.

lol

😂😂

She is a talented woman .

Unlike your poor mother

The stitchwork was really amazing. A whole lotta detail on a novelty suit for a dick.

Actually my mom has a pretty mean sewing game.

Her pussy so crusty they Nick named it "tinder box"

@Grumplebee with an eyepatch?

No, a monocle.

I cannot attest to that, as thankfully I don't know a thing about my mom's vagina.

Condoms niggas wearin for fucking your momma says "not ribbed for her pleasure, but for your protection"

Why would you need to know about your mom's vagina other than she pushed you out of it?

He's sayin' it's all crusty, and all I'm saying is that for all I know it is.

@TheWesternWan what? Was that ebonics?

^

I'm like the CIA. I can neither confirm nor deny the state of my mom's baby chute.

Nigger confirmed

@Whiskey-Vargas I have been studying ape culture

I am the nigger whisperer

🤛

He does talk like the white man

He could be fooling us

One of them evolved apes

@TheWesternWan you probably watch black porn with how much you boast about being blond and blue eyed. Lol

I fucking hate autocorrect

Maybe he's not an ugly human.

Who you calling a nigger, honkey?

Maybe he's a very beautiful and intelligent monkey.

That's not a real thing

@Whiskey-Vargas you're probably in black porn