So close and yet so far

ZIMZAM IS BACK FOLK HORAY ZIMMER

Wut

@ebowden that mundane Matt tweet about Jews is a real tweet

lololol

@MerricBrady https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/349982916400381974/488241079238262786/unknown.png

I knew he tweeted a bunch of weird shit, but I never saw those lol

@ebowden and @Deleted User

They're*

Its the other way around. Has she never heard of skin whitening products?

Melatonin is a sleep hormone.

This woman is retarded.

@ebowden She's confusing it with melanin. There's a long standing conspiracy theory that melanin is some kind of super chemical and the key to immortality, so the white illuminarty promotes violence and police brutality in black communities in order to kill blacks, harvest their organs, process them to extract the melanin (because they think all their organs are super infused with the stuff) and then consume it themselves to become immortal. They also claim black bodies are so infused with this super element that their hair defies gravity (no joke) and (((they))) will even try to keep black people from learning to swim to promote drowning deaths. Turns out all groups have nutto conspiracy theories.

O_o

I know what she's confusing it with, and I'm aware of that absolutely moronic theory.

"All groups of undiagnosed mental retards have nutto conspiracy theories" fixed it

Twitter poll from Constantine: https://twitter.com/ii_constantine/status/1042199330654961665

God forbid a surgery demonstrated to work and save lives take priority over one demonstrated to have no effect on the measure in question, that of suicide rate.

Is this channel for sharing tweets?

@Dog yes

why does it have "narcissistic" in the channel name?

Because you can share your own tweets too

Oh I see, thank you

https://twitter.com/loose_va/status/1043402041962508289?s=07

I am hesitant to watch.

It's just an audio of this single frame. The whole comic isn't bad. It's basically Goody tricking his son into never having sex by grossing him out.

Lol, what kind of shitty dad would want their son to be a virgin forever?

Well probably not never. Never when they're a teenager.

You know the kind

A good catholic who is saving his boy's purity for the clergy.

@Chaos Marine, ^ :D

Gotta get those purified tears for their bricks somehow

@Chaos Marine how dare you! The catholic church is being persecuted for practicing 100% consensual pure and godly man-boy love.

Yeah, I've seen a few Christian movies

Poor Christians

More reviled than paedophiles