Hey, Vsauce! Michael here.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/359589001688252446/502011284242432000/Render_unto_Obama_---------_Abort.mp4

Parody account

Fucking hilarious though

Oh hey, I'm green now

My Irishness has finally bled into this Discord server

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuzFaunb4UM

https://imgur.com/Pr8gmtr

https://youtu.be/gXfnrEguhxA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z58A08Yq4lo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1VVCAe0oFE&t=403s

anyone else in this thread masturbate to crime scene photos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZbUzAfxC2s

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350012012052611072/503314851200761866/Dp-xGJAXcAATlgX.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350012012052611072/503292846619492363/video.mov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350012012052611072/503317382287327252/DoIGd2PXcAAzSn1.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471725293380304907/503262771841073167/1111.png
https://imgur.com/DLvvYDN
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/350012012052611072/503594295475830800/44453479_2065992980090562_2232358468126244864_n.png
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/438806276525522947/503583641205735454/57iaebennft11.png

This is at my university.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hux3YZcL0WY

Is this shitposting?

Okay, I don't know if this is since it wasn't something actually l in the technical sense but here goes.

When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ***, then put it back in.

I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.

Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ********* so Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay.

LOL

I remember reading this once

https://www.diabetes.co.uk/blog/2014/10/whisky-made-from-diabetics-urine/

What about pissposting?

https://twitter.com/NiggazWILIN/status/1055189708135976960

donald’s gotta get his /sipp/