Message from @REEDSEEJBAMBAM

Discord ID: 466399222036430849


2018-07-11 00:14:59 UTC  

same for books btw... and there a secert war on books

2018-07-11 00:15:08 UTC  

they dont burn them they just remove them

2018-07-11 00:15:20 UTC  

Show's basically back about how interconnected everything is, and how events, inventions, ideas, etc are frequently triggered by things that happened centuries earlier.

2018-07-11 00:20:23 UTC  

@Oliver Starley Thanks, I guess I won't be jacking off tonight.

2018-07-11 00:20:54 UTC  

Yeah, use that time to find yourself a real laifu waifu.

2018-07-11 00:21:04 UTC  

Nope

2018-07-11 00:21:06 UTC  

Save your sperm, even though it will die internally regardless

2018-07-11 00:21:10 UTC  

Too many psychological issues

2018-07-11 00:21:17 UTC  

Lol

2018-07-11 00:21:42 UTC  

no fap = a inlighten single mans game

2018-07-11 00:22:48 UTC  

Ok. The internet sucks for this kind of communication. I can't tell if your are serious or not. So assuming you're being literal here's a pep talk.

2018-07-11 00:22:57 UTC  

Nope

2018-07-11 00:23:00 UTC  

I'm 34

2018-07-11 00:23:11 UTC  

34? Definitely save your sperm

2018-07-11 00:23:15 UTC  

men age like wine

2018-07-11 00:23:20 UTC  

I wasted half of my life being down on myself. And I have all kinds of issues..

2018-07-11 00:23:24 UTC  

Women age like grapes.

2018-07-11 00:23:32 UTC  

I had a seriously bad break up that involved what appeared at the time a suicide attempt that turned out to be an extreme kink that broke me

2018-07-11 00:23:40 UTC  

Except for my mom. Who doesn't, apparently.

2018-07-11 00:23:45 UTC  

Now I'm terrified of inflicting that kind of damage on anyone else

2018-07-11 00:23:59 UTC  

pebbles does not age neaher do i

2018-07-11 00:24:10 UTC  

so we going to make forever babies

2018-07-11 00:24:21 UTC  

I was afraid of that too based on some of my circumstances.

2018-07-11 00:24:55 UTC  

and you can always get a younger chick

2018-07-11 00:25:07 UTC  

not too old but like normal age still fert

2018-07-11 00:26:09 UTC  

the formula is half your age + 7

2018-07-11 00:26:43 UTC  

So for 34 it would be 24. Aim low

2018-07-11 00:26:54 UTC  

see 24 is still good age desu

2018-07-11 00:27:16 UTC  

That's the age I married my wife. I was 32 at the time.

2018-07-11 00:27:33 UTC  

oh sorry she was 23

2018-07-11 00:27:35 UTC  

but yea keep working on self big guy

2018-07-11 00:27:51 UTC  

aint never to late to turn the ship around

2018-07-11 00:28:07 UTC  

/sig/ is def a good stop

2018-07-11 00:28:11 UTC  

start*

2018-07-11 00:28:33 UTC  

Work on yourself, increase your interaction opportunities, and don't be afraid to meet someone on the intenet.

2018-07-11 00:29:02 UTC  

There's a specialized dating site for everyone, but be sure to vet them before you give them $$$. Met my wife on a now extinct dating site.

2018-07-11 00:29:10 UTC  

get /fit/ then /rich/ then /thotties/

2018-07-11 00:29:19 UTC  

You don't understand.

2018-07-11 00:29:26 UTC  

see I don't agree with that reed.

2018-07-11 00:29:28 UTC  

I'm not looking for a wife or a girl or anything

2018-07-11 00:29:53 UTC  

I'm damaged goods and the idea of inflicting myself on someone else like that turns my stomach