buttered bread with 100s and 1000s

not sprinkles

Says the people who eat yeast on toast

Y'all are weird

any real white man, when hearing 420, thinks of pies

When I hear 420 I think Happy Birthday Uncle Adolph, Next Time the world.

everyone knows hitler was an australian

https://i.gyazo.com/5d6c36bd9e9052b855d6b3bc0cd23851.png

His sunglasses are famous

sunglasses? @badtanman

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1495954267357.webm

Why is it whenever I wanna shitpost everyone decides to be offline?

Are you guys watching me and making sure to get off whenever I get on?

Should I put tinfoil on to keep the Jew radiation waves out?

I;m online lay your best shitpost on me

you gotta do a
@everyone
or
@here

???

drunk post my bad

@everyone - I have a problem, I like triggering normies. It is just too satisfying.

triggering how?

I own a nerdy page a while ago and I found out that I'm still admin. So, I posted a bunch of Hitler related posts that coincide with the original theme of the page and these normies went insane. It's hilarious.

150+ comments on one of the posts. They're reeeeing

that's great. I love chaos amongst the normies so I'm not the best person to talk sense into you.

It was a Churchill quote on a Hitler background. They exploded.

https://www.facebook.com/Slytherin.Pottermore.Page/posts/1553957074615882:0

I'm literally laughing so much

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

You claim(ed) to be a nerd and you don't know about 3DPD.

>slytherin page
>full of cucks

wat

normies reeeeeeee

I did @Lester Cordell - but it's a double entendre comment and I didn't know what way you were implying. So I didn't respond.

Mostly just assume shitposting.

Tell brad if he doesn't start a huge huhwhite family with you as soon as possible he's a cuck.

Lester Cordell#6148 - haha, but yeah... nerd, nazi and anti-feminist... not a good mix for most modern females. So I tend to hang with guys, I get thrown awful names because of it.
Difficult to deal with society if you're a niche person like me. But I deal with it.

@MsNatSocialist That's good, I like triggering normies too, everywhere I go I must also shitpost, it's literally a condition I have... I think a few people know about it.

I am spiritually a dingo, I shitpost everywhere and at inopportune moments

I have known several girls like that and they are indeed not wife material.

I mean girls with only guy friends.

Lol

I shitpost in my sleep.
I have female friends, but it's hard to hang out because they're all married and with children, they're preoccupied with their lives and their husbands friends.
They all have their couples nights and it's awkward as hell to attend them, so I just do my political thing and give to my community, at least it's productive.