Message from @VulgarBulgar

Discord ID: 319553855027150848


2017-05-31 18:36:35 UTC  

i think so

2017-05-31 18:36:39 UTC  

In context, its totally obvious that he meant to spell "coverage"

2017-05-31 18:36:47 UTC  

even my phone suggested coverage when i typed it

2017-05-31 18:37:16 UTC  

I got the name right here

2017-05-31 18:37:23 UTC  

Nice

2017-05-31 18:38:45 UTC  

I remember in highschool, we were studying Don Quixote and somebody in lecture tried to drop a subtle meme by asking the teacher if the story was comparable to Shrek.

2017-05-31 18:39:42 UTC  

Without hestitation, I shouted: "DONKEY!-xote" in my best Shrek impression. Shit was cash.

2017-05-31 18:48:31 UTC  

Just got home from having my wisdom teeth ripped out

2017-05-31 18:48:55 UTC  

they couldn't get a decent IV so they froze me instead

2017-05-31 18:49:20 UTC  

but before they did that, they managed to inject fentanyl into a muscle in my hand

2017-05-31 18:49:29 UTC  

so I'm going to be high as a kite tonight

2017-05-31 18:50:30 UTC  

and i just spilled gatorade all over myself because my bottom lip isn't working

2017-05-31 18:50:31 UTC  

great

2017-05-31 18:50:39 UTC  

ha

2017-05-31 18:51:06 UTC  

@queenarchitect I can do an Eddie Murphy impression

2017-05-31 18:51:14 UTC  

no please no

2017-05-31 18:51:27 UTC  

fine Mike Myers it is

2017-05-31 18:51:42 UTC  

it's scary how many voices you do

2017-05-31 18:52:02 UTC  

thanks

2017-05-31 18:52:07 UTC  

:3

2017-05-31 19:25:44 UTC  

So true

2017-05-31 19:25:47 UTC  

Happens everytime

2017-05-31 19:54:07 UTC  
2017-05-31 19:58:05 UTC  

Lol

2017-05-31 20:01:43 UTC  

mfw someone judges me for being a paypig

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/319566133378416640/CfIvYy_W8AAl2-b.png

2017-05-31 20:07:39 UTC  

reeeeeeee

2017-05-31 20:10:38 UTC  

barron drumpf is a boring anime

2017-05-31 20:10:40 UTC  

its so 2016

2017-05-31 20:35:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/319574611824214017/18814020_420838401635516_7851583230134816866_n2.jpg

2017-05-31 21:01:24 UTC  

@SLUG2_ do a show live right now

2017-05-31 21:01:30 UTC  

now, slug, do a show, live

2017-05-31 21:02:05 UTC  

yeah no

2017-05-31 21:02:15 UTC  

the meds have made me tired as shit

2017-05-31 21:02:25 UTC  

if I open my mouth too wide I'll rip the stitches

2017-05-31 21:02:49 UTC  

my daddy showed me how to open my mouth without ripping the stitches by using someone elses hand