'have fun figuring it out!'

I don't think I saw the troll tweet

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/869858333477523458

Hah!

The Don got his swag back

NYT ran a story alleging he was going to have a legal team screening his tweets moving forward

Maybe this was to crush that

>tfw no president shilldawg
>tfw still salary cucking
>tfw not eating moldy bread crumbs in gulag before your execution by jews

We need to start alt right private equity firms

@queenarchitect Are some people actually incapable of figuring out what "covfefe" was supposed to be?

i think so

In context, its totally obvious that he meant to spell "coverage"

even my phone suggested coverage when i typed it

I got the name right here

Nice

I remember in highschool, we were studying Don Quixote and somebody in lecture tried to drop a subtle meme by asking the teacher if the story was comparable to Shrek.

Without hestitation, I shouted: "DONKEY!-xote" in my best Shrek impression. Shit was cash.

Just got home from having my wisdom teeth ripped out

they couldn't get a decent IV so they froze me instead

but before they did that, they managed to inject fentanyl into a muscle in my hand

so I'm going to be high as a kite tonight

and i just spilled gatorade all over myself because my bottom lip isn't working

great

ha

@queenarchitect I can do an Eddie Murphy impression

no please no

fine Mike Myers it is

it's scary how many voices you do

thanks

:3

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBLFZs4W0AALa1e.jpg:large

So true

Happens everytime

So true

@Mushroom 🚗ドリフト🚓🚓🚓 something wrong with findom???

Lol

mfw someone judges me for being a paypig

https://twitter.com/noellevause/status/870002676318089216

https://twitter.com/stfrexit/status/870000837027745792

reeeeeeee