Message from @wͫ́í̯̭̭̆̾nͣͣŃT̥̥͕̈́.exͯ̈́̉e͋͆̐ͮ

Discord ID: 522394064562290709


2018-12-12 05:52:45 UTC  

2018-12-12 05:55:34 UTC  

```According to apocryphal religious writings known as the Takenouchi Documents, it was not Jesus who was crucified on that bloody Golgotha, but in fact it was his younger brother, Isukiri. After being captured by the Romans, it is said that Jesus escaped by switching places with his younger brother, taking only a lock of the Virgin Mary’s hair and one of his brother’s ears while he fled to Japan. After settling down in Shingo, Jesus is said to have had three children with a local woman before dying of natural causes at the age of 106. It is even believed that many of the village’s current inhabitants are the descendants of that holy blood.  ```

2018-12-12 06:03:56 UTC  

Takenouchi Documents

2018-12-12 06:05:05 UTC  
2018-12-12 06:51:20 UTC  
2018-12-12 06:58:38 UTC  

For the deadpool

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/495039700776648714/522306267918893061/1544587024480.jpg

2018-12-12 06:58:53 UTC  

I should go shill it some more.

2018-12-12 11:25:05 UTC  

:thinking:

2018-12-12 11:30:50 UTC  

early gen x

2018-12-12 11:31:04 UTC  

but i gave up soda decades ago

2018-12-12 11:31:15 UTC  

gave up coffee pre 9/11

2018-12-12 11:32:04 UTC  

my pet was a dog, not a rock

Core gen Y

Core gen YEEZY

2018-12-12 13:56:38 UTC  

Sorry, I won't answer on account of your chart not including the answer for most of the people around here which is likely they're gen dipshits and their drink of choice is a 20ga.

My head is too big and filled with air for a 20ga

2018-12-12 14:07:09 UTC  

I got you bro.

2018-12-12 14:27:40 UTC  

@Captain Furfag JT >pokemon card
Yep shitlord is a boomer

2018-12-12 14:35:47 UTC  

:thinking:

2018-12-12 14:39:55 UTC  

Stedly's in denial about being a sorry lonely bitch.

2018-12-12 14:40:01 UTC  

But it's ok.

2018-12-12 14:40:06 UTC  

We'll never love you anyways.

2018-12-12 14:46:32 UTC  

@PenSHITLORD thank you

2018-12-12 14:51:07 UTC  

Also this shit is flawed af

2018-12-12 14:51:25 UTC  

>No MTG

2018-12-12 14:51:50 UTC  

>No DND

2018-12-12 14:51:53 UTC  

Why even make a graphic.

2018-12-12 14:54:41 UTC  

You want nice people, find the other 600k faggots.

2018-12-12 14:58:13 UTC  

Fucking beautiful thotchan

Watch me get banned for theis kek.