fucking hell this state has an entire webpage to try to convince wetbacks not to drink and drive http://www.txdot.gov/driver/sober-safe/hispanic-impaired-driving.html

I get the McChicken or the Big Mac with chicken instead of the beef patties

Wouldn't have braked if I had my old beater. Uncle was a homicide detective for years told me I won't get in trouble if I ever nail one but I just got a new bumper

My mic fucked up

Wetbacks driving drunk is SO FUCKING BAD here. Usually they are without insurance and a lot illegal so they always bail

Fuuuuuuuuck....kenny

I know right?

Wtf... that's a heart attack on a plate

very perplexing indeed

I went down this rabbit hole because a state rep in my area got arrested for driving drunk

She was born to a mexican VCR repairman, went to a black law school, then got hired by a Jewish lawfirm. Got elected to the state house, then drove her car into a tree

Man I want thai food so bad right now not even funny

Mexican VCR repairman? THere has to be a joke in there somewhere

i know, right?

Good god. I just stumbling into some serious food posting.

Tonight is a good night @Erika

so you can watch your fucking backyard luchador matches or whatever

Right as I'm trying to go to sleep. Now I want cheese and crackers or Thai food. Thanks lol

Sorry not sorry

As soon as I'm done recording NW Imperative I'm gonna get some drunken noodles

Don't ever apologize for posting Thai food.

I am not ashamed to say I make amazing drunken noodles. Resturant quality. Extra spicy. So good.

Fuck this keto noise, I'll just do dirty gainz

Oh man, Thai Curry Soup is another one I enjoy making and it tastes so good

@Hand Banana tom yum soup is so good

I think the tom yum

the coconut milk broth

it's not tom yum, hold plz

tom kha gai

http://assets.bonappetit.com/photos/57ae064653e63daf11a4e155/16:9/w_1000,c_limit/tom-kha-gai-chicken-coconut-soup.jpg

Best chips ever

sounds like possible proof out there that Kurt Eichenwald watches hentai

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