Fucking morons. Doesnt get hot enough to kill the salmonella in the eggs.

Bitch please my friend always eats raw eggs.

But he doesnt warm them in a car for hours so the bacteria can multiply

Until he offered to cook some carbonara for my other friends, and they noticed he didn't cook the eggs and accused him of trying to give them salmonella. Now he cooks them.

But he didn't get it up until then.

He's retarded (50% Irish American)

I've crossed streets without looking before and lived. Does that mean that you don't have to look both ways before crossing the street?

Just because you're okay one time or a hundred times doesn't mean it's safe

Yowi has trouble taking memes at face value

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/537636599630921756/540310370913484850/PF20AS20on20campus_0.png

😂

i agree

painfully accuratre

if youve ever been in a vc with me while im playing you know

lmao

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/400441613425442826/540309893194711040/image0.jpg?width=843&height=663

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/400441613425442826/540317493265301504/unknown.png?width=528&height=664

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/400441613425442826/540317312969080842/unknown.png?width=497&height=663

Dude

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483745061712953355/540388373324627968/f2b.png

shadow on the left humble on the right

very true

trust me

i know

😉

(i made him a brotein shake)

(he also chugged dat shaek too)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/526966731433050135/540403327628738561/Humannamedalex_dox.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/388447509271543810/538138673993220099/Zvy6ioW.png