Message from @ToastMcGhost

Discord ID: 540282396960882700


2019-01-30 20:30:50 UTC  

the hair?

2019-01-30 20:31:06 UTC  

thots a thot homie

2019-01-30 20:31:09 UTC  

unless

2019-01-30 20:31:12 UTC  

you're simping

2019-01-30 20:48:08 UTC  

You really need to stay away from the crack

2019-01-30 20:48:45 UTC  

How the fuck am I simping by talking about a fucking picture?

2019-01-30 20:49:02 UTC  

you think there's a difference between the two thots

2019-01-30 20:49:14 UTC  

One of them is old. Yes there are differences

2019-01-30 20:49:20 UTC  

don't see any

2019-01-30 20:49:22 UTC  

That would be the joke

2019-01-30 20:49:32 UTC  

*sighs*

2019-01-30 20:55:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483745061712953355/540273994251763732/cookies.jpeg

2019-01-30 21:18:33 UTC  

Fucking morons. Doesnt get hot enough to kill the salmonella in the eggs.

2019-01-30 21:19:03 UTC  

Bitch please my friend always eats raw eggs.

2019-01-30 21:20:55 UTC  

But he doesnt warm them in a car for hours so the bacteria can multiply

2019-01-30 21:21:04 UTC  

Until he offered to cook some carbonara for my other friends, and they noticed he didn't cook the eggs and accused him of trying to give them salmonella. Now he cooks them.

2019-01-30 21:21:28 UTC  

But he didn't get it up until then.

2019-01-30 21:21:37 UTC  

He's retarded (50% Irish American)

2019-01-30 21:22:02 UTC  

I've crossed streets without looking before and lived. Does that mean that you don't have to look both ways before crossing the street?

2019-01-30 21:22:18 UTC  

Just because you're okay one time or a hundred times doesn't mean it's safe

2019-01-30 21:29:21 UTC  

Yowi has trouble taking memes at face value

2019-01-30 21:43:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483745061712953355/540286057640624148/IMG_0381.jpg

2019-01-30 22:05:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483745061712953355/540291463813136394/DyLh-XUWsAIO5-B.png

2019-01-30 23:11:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483745061712953355/540308207642476544/abYvqbr_460s.png

2019-01-30 23:45:42 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483745061712953355/540316712730492928/aGZEjW0_460s.png

2019-01-30 23:46:33 UTC  

😂

2019-01-30 23:47:49 UTC  

i agree

2019-01-30 23:55:20 UTC  

painfully accuratre

2019-01-30 23:55:32 UTC  

if youve ever been in a vc with me while im playing you know

2019-01-31 00:01:20 UTC  

lmao

2019-01-31 00:13:04 UTC  

Dude

2019-01-31 01:30:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483745061712953355/540343202322841611/siege.webm

2019-01-31 01:37:08 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483745061712953355/540344752802103297/orange.jpg

2019-01-31 03:49:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483745061712953355/540377968413769728/016F49968FCA28938D2E54B4F9F1B5A8422D5B48DB871E60F2pimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg

2019-01-31 03:55:43 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483745061712953355/540379631631728640/4DCC87F555C38FD99B67E2DE4189B913C9CB37978C11986E1Bpimgpsh_fullsize_distr.jpg

2019-01-31 04:30:28 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483745061712953355/540388373324627968/f2b.png