Message from @Happy Humble Hermit

Discord ID: 542778446984773652


2019-02-06 18:40:12 UTC  

@batshadow */violently hoses down with de-lice foam*

2019-02-06 18:40:36 UTC  

I threw all my clothes into the dryer on the hottest setting for 70 minutes

2019-02-06 18:40:42 UTC  

even my damn shoes

2019-02-06 18:40:45 UTC  

Shave everything.

2019-02-06 18:41:04 UTC  

Wear a wig

2019-02-06 18:41:07 UTC  

Do your bedclothes, too.

2019-02-06 18:41:19 UTC  

Identify as a masculine presenting transgendered lesbian

2019-02-06 18:41:26 UTC  

lmao

2019-02-06 18:41:26 UTC  

👆

2019-02-06 18:45:08 UTC  

Does anyone have one of those computer tablets? With the keyboard

2019-02-06 18:45:25 UTC  

Like a Surface?

2019-02-06 18:45:31 UTC  

I think

2019-02-06 18:45:38 UTC  

one of those computer tablets?

2019-02-06 18:45:54 UTC  

<:oldman:528593215771639845>

2019-02-06 18:45:55 UTC  

<:oldman:528593215771639845>

2019-02-06 18:46:04 UTC  

@shadowlessnexus Hush, I’m trying to help ~~the Boomer~~ Hermit.

2019-02-06 18:46:24 UTC  

What about ‘em?

2019-02-06 18:46:33 UTC  

It's like a tablet that has a keyboard attached

2019-02-06 18:46:52 UTC  

I need something so I can type videos while at work. I cant smuggle my big ass laptop in

2019-02-06 18:47:25 UTC  

Any tablet with a magnetic keyboard would do you solid, then.

2019-02-06 18:47:46 UTC  

Are the keyboards wireless

2019-02-06 18:47:54 UTC  

Can I disconnect them from the magnet

2019-02-06 18:48:04 UTC  

You can buy Bluetooth ones, yeah.

2019-02-06 18:48:31 UTC  

.....

2019-02-06 18:48:43 UTC  

But the magnet ones they usually include have to be connected, ~~grandpa~~.

2019-02-06 18:48:46 UTC  

Goddamn I love me some subway

2019-02-06 18:49:12 UTC  

@batshadow Getting some pastrami for your **BEDBUGS**?

2019-02-06 18:49:20 UTC  

Teriyaki chicken is lit

2019-02-06 18:49:37 UTC  

@Five, Seven, and Two No I'm getting a fucking flamethrower and burning down the whole complex

2019-02-06 18:49:42 UTC  

I just had subway

2019-02-06 18:49:50 UTC  

nice

2019-02-06 18:49:51 UTC  

I eat it at work there's nothing else out here

2019-02-06 18:49:57 UTC  

Had the cheesesteak

2019-02-06 18:50:01 UTC  

neat

2019-02-06 18:50:03 UTC  

Subway is alright.

2019-02-06 18:50:07 UTC  

@batshadow Keep the tanks topped up, brother.

2019-02-06 18:50:10 UTC  

Panda Express is where it's at.

2019-02-06 18:50:23 UTC  

Meh

2019-02-06 18:50:26 UTC  

I've only had chicken subs with regular toppings

2019-02-06 18:50:48 UTC  

Jap buffets are king

2019-02-06 18:52:22 UTC  

I’m not a Fast Food Chad, just a Makes His Own Lunch Virgin. <:why:480186116222353410>