what a classic

@batshadow */violently hoses down with de-lice foam*

I threw all my clothes into the dryer on the hottest setting for 70 minutes

even my damn shoes

Shave everything.

Wear a wig

Do your bedclothes, too.

Identify as a masculine presenting transgendered lesbian

lmao

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Does anyone have one of those computer tablets? With the keyboard

Like a Surface?

I think

one of those computer tablets?

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@shadowlessnexus Hush, I’m trying to help ~~the Boomer~~ Hermit.

What about ‘em?

It's like a tablet that has a keyboard attached

I need something so I can type videos while at work. I cant smuggle my big ass laptop in

Any tablet with a magnetic keyboard would do you solid, then.

Are the keyboards wireless

Can I disconnect them from the magnet

You can buy Bluetooth ones, yeah.

.....

But the magnet ones they usually include have to be connected, ~~grandpa~~.

Goddamn I love me some subway

@batshadow Getting some pastrami for your **BEDBUGS**?

Teriyaki chicken is lit

@Five, Seven, and Two No I'm getting a fucking flamethrower and burning down the whole complex

I just had subway

nice

I eat it at work there's nothing else out here

Had the cheesesteak

neat

Subway is alright.

@batshadow Keep the tanks topped up, brother.

Panda Express is where it's at.

Meh

I've only had chicken subs with regular toppings

Jap buffets are king