Message from @Vanguard

Discord ID: 325039466739662850


2017-06-15 22:17:38 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/325036157094330369/Screenshot_20170615-181714.jpg

2017-06-15 22:17:55 UTC  

Dog totally just farted in his face. It happens when you work on the pomp like that

2017-06-15 22:18:07 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/325036277777039360/Screenshot_20170615-181750.jpg

2017-06-15 22:18:13 UTC  

Yes, that is the pomp

2017-06-15 22:19:09 UTC  

@Bero stop 👏 posting 👏 dog 👏 tails 👏 and 👏 start 👏 studying 👏 for 👏 GED

2017-06-15 22:19:22 UTC  

Do poodles not shed

2017-06-15 22:19:53 UTC  

They do not.

2017-06-15 22:20:12 UTC  

They have hair instead of fur so it just grows and grows. Have to get clipped every 6 weeks or it becomes unhygenic.

2017-06-15 22:20:31 UTC  

They are the dog for autistic neets. Gotta keep an eye on protein levels, hair, maintain them every day. It's great.

2017-06-15 22:21:00 UTC  

Trying to find this other meme to send to A Wyatt Girl but these keep popping up from my normie days. It's too fun. #Nostalgia

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/325037004012388352/20150829_211359000_iOS.jpg

2017-06-15 22:22:09 UTC  

Oh shit. Who wants to see me holding the most expensive rifle I've ever held?

2017-06-15 22:24:42 UTC  

The 308 SCAR. Now featuring suppressor and like $2K in gunsmithing and the bitch STILL can't outshoot my budget remington

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/325037932442550272/expensive-rifle.jpg

2017-06-15 22:25:22 UTC  

This is for all you nerds out there. My boy's first PCMR build. Featuring the ground shaking DX9 Nvidia GT 235 assembled for $60!!!!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/325038103003922432/boy-1st-comp.jpg

2017-06-15 22:26:23 UTC  

Speaking of poodles. All old fags (true in both senses) must be ovened

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/325038356516044800/20151117_062302000_iOS.jpg

2017-06-15 22:27:47 UTC  

@Hand Banana is that your son?

2017-06-15 22:28:20 UTC  

No it's my ex wife's son

2017-06-15 22:29:05 UTC  

Yes it's my son. I said to him on his 5th birthday "You are practically a man now! Time to join the PC Master Race since you're already Anglo Master Race." "Wait wut daddy?"

2017-06-15 22:29:21 UTC  

My dog's face when

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/325039103429050368/DSC_0015.JPG

2017-06-15 22:30:10 UTC  

(she smelled a hot dog from the concession stand)

2017-06-15 22:30:42 UTC  

lmao explained the Sam Hyde meme at dinner

2017-06-15 22:30:47 UTC  

mom thinks its hilarious

2017-06-15 22:30:53 UTC  

Oh OK

2017-06-15 22:30:55 UTC  

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

2017-06-15 22:31:05 UTC  

I was gonna say don't explain on dates memes it makes you look weird.

2017-06-15 22:31:21 UTC  

If I wasn't so devilishly handsome I wouldn't get away with this shit. But I'm Broducer Kenny. I do what I want.

2017-06-15 22:32:02 UTC  

Lol women are not hard to navigate in the least

2017-06-15 22:32:16 UTC  

@Hand Banana poodles are the gayest dogs

2017-06-15 22:32:57 UTC  

@SLUG2_ how does it feel to not only be short and ugly, but to also be so wrong that everyone questions your intelligence

2017-06-15 22:33:08 UTC  

@Hand Banana i wish i had a cool dog and a cool son

2017-06-15 22:33:14 UTC  

I don't know, how does it feel convo?

2017-06-15 22:33:19 UTC  

s-shut up

2017-06-15 22:33:21 UTC  

poodles were actually a working dog but have been made into a faggy accesory now

2017-06-15 22:33:42 UTC  

@Vanguard i talked about white shariah with my mom over lunch
she didnt like it very much

2017-06-15 22:33:43 UTC  

what do

2017-06-15 22:34:15 UTC  

REEEEEEEEEEE KILL THOTS

2017-06-15 22:34:19 UTC  

why would you do that lol

2017-06-15 22:34:23 UTC  

The typical patches of fur on a poodle were to help it swim, but still keep it warm enough, I believe?

2017-06-15 22:34:31 UTC  

As it was used as a hunting dog

2017-06-15 22:34:31 UTC  

guy I knew from college his wife legit sent me her tits on instagram messager story thing

2017-06-15 22:34:49 UTC  

send her back a pic of a woman in a burqa

2017-06-15 22:34:51 UTC  

RRREEEEEEEEEEEE THOTS GET OUT