Message from @Vanguard
Discord ID: 325040336751558658
@Hand Banana is that your son?
No it's my ex wife's son
Yes it's my son. I said to him on his 5th birthday "You are practically a man now! Time to join the PC Master Race since you're already Anglo Master Race." "Wait wut daddy?"
My dog's face when
(she smelled a hot dog from the concession stand)
lmao explained the Sam Hyde meme at dinner
mom thinks its hilarious
Oh OK
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
I was gonna say don't explain on dates memes it makes you look weird.
If I wasn't so devilishly handsome I wouldn't get away with this shit. But I'm Broducer Kenny. I do what I want.
Lol women are not hard to navigate in the least
@Hand Banana poodles are the gayest dogs
@SLUG2_ how does it feel to not only be short and ugly, but to also be so wrong that everyone questions your intelligence
@Hand Banana i wish i had a cool dog and a cool son
I don't know, how does it feel convo?
s-shut up
poodles were actually a working dog but have been made into a faggy accesory now
@Vanguard i talked about white shariah with my mom over lunch
she didnt like it very much
what do
why would you do that lol
The typical patches of fur on a poodle were to help it swim, but still keep it warm enough, I believe?
As it was used as a hunting dog
guy I knew from college his wife legit sent me her tits on instagram messager story thing
send her back a pic of a woman in a burqa
RRREEEEEEEEEEEE THOTS GET OUT
@badtanman my brother was arguing with me
she overheard and joined the argument
So tired of eating Jello/Applesauce/mashedpotatoes/soup.
and tell her to get the fuck in the kitchen before you forward it to your friend
No one has ever wanted to just eat a sandwhich as much as I do right now
wisdom teeths
bretty much I dont think they bone anymore and she wants another kid
why do you have private conversations with another mans wife
nigga I just had an IG alert and opened it
>call friend
>hey friendo start doing your wife right this instant you queer
>goodbye
when i got mine removed i lived off of watermelon sherbert