Cursed texts

I will seal these messages in the tomb of King Tut

I was taking a piss and my cat was watching the stream go in the toilet as always. She decided it was a good time to jump on the rim and stick her head in the stream

Pretty upset tbh

I always run the faucet for her to drink out of and she put 2 and 2 together and got 5

If your cat turned into a cat girl..

This would be different

I'd bathe her by hand if we're being real

Who wouldn’t

To both responses

approaching 1k discord members

@everyone We are approaching 1,000 members on Discord. I've made another Q&A channel to post questions for the special video. If you've posted questions in the normal questions channel I will get to them eventually but if you have a shorter question or topic feel free to post in the 1k channel.

icy hot works as a lube for the brave

#weWantAnswers

wow that is amazing hermit

I am not the brave

>Aftershave as lube on accident

I mean

that sounds intresting

does it hurt?

eyyy kuroi joined the ***festive gang***

o shit

Honestly I feel like I should be paying just to be in here sometimes

Sup kuroi

what about shaving cream as lube on your dick?

sup

or I guess it'd depend the type of shaving cream

@KuroiToketsuHoshi post reaction vid

and if it's shaving gel or shaving cream

the brand might cause some differences too

I used a blanket at 13 and was too young to realize nut leaves stains

why buy a fleshlight when you can buy a deadfish as a fleshlight as well as having dinner right after

I mean you're not wrong

A live fish would have the vibrating effect

Greetings.

You came at a good time

What the fuck

you don't even need to pay for a fish

just break into your neighbors koi pond

Is wrong with you guys. I take a quick break off work and this is what I have to look at?

gulp gulp motherfucker @shadowlessnexus