Message from @Thompson_45

Discord ID: 519718468745166857


2018-12-05 03:28:04 UTC  

eyyy kuroi joined the ***festive gang***

2018-12-05 03:28:04 UTC  

o shit

2018-12-05 03:28:18 UTC  

Honestly I feel like I should be paying just to be in here sometimes

2018-12-05 03:28:25 UTC  

Sup kuroi

2018-12-05 03:28:26 UTC  

what about shaving cream as lube on your dick?

2018-12-05 03:28:28 UTC  

sup

2018-12-05 03:28:40 UTC  

or I guess it'd depend the type of shaving cream

2018-12-05 03:28:44 UTC  

@KuroiToketsuHoshi post reaction vid

2018-12-05 03:28:48 UTC  

and if it's shaving gel or shaving cream

2018-12-05 03:29:08 UTC  

the brand might cause some differences too

2018-12-05 03:29:49 UTC  

I used a blanket at 13 and was too young to realize nut leaves stains

2018-12-05 03:30:08 UTC  

why buy a fleshlight when you can buy a deadfish as a fleshlight as well as having dinner right after

2018-12-05 03:30:29 UTC  

I mean you're not wrong

2018-12-05 03:31:57 UTC  

A live fish would have the vibrating effect

2018-12-05 03:33:28 UTC  

Greetings.

2018-12-05 03:33:37 UTC  

You came at a good time

2018-12-05 03:35:00 UTC  

What the fuck

2018-12-05 03:35:06 UTC  

you don't even need to pay for a fish

2018-12-05 03:35:15 UTC  

just break into your neighbors koi pond

2018-12-05 03:35:25 UTC  

Is wrong with you guys. I take a quick break off work and this is what I have to look at?

2018-12-05 03:35:38 UTC  

gulp gulp motherfucker @shadowlessnexus

2018-12-05 03:35:42 UTC  

@shadowlessnexus I told you bringing me in was a bad idea

2018-12-05 03:36:03 UTC  

No dick is too big, no fish is too small

2018-12-05 03:36:28 UTC  

@ThunderHammerDX welcome to the server

2018-12-05 03:36:38 UTC  

Thanks Goblin

2018-12-05 03:36:46 UTC  

I didnt bring you here

2018-12-05 03:36:55 UTC  

Allowing me in*

2018-12-05 03:37:00 UTC  

Whatever I'm going back to work

2018-12-05 03:39:32 UTC  

I'm about to spend a few days with a bunch of blue pillers. They are very likely going to try to shame me when they find out I don't put things on pedestals like they do. Not sure what I'm going to do to shut them down, I will be outnumbered.

2018-12-05 03:40:00 UTC  

Download discord on your phone. Someone's always here

2018-12-05 03:40:55 UTC  

^ Don't mention red pill, don't mention MGTOW

2018-12-05 03:41:02 UTC  

I'm not going to talk about anything with them if I can avoid it, but they're going to try to force me to strip clubs.

2018-12-05 03:41:29 UTC  

Lol, I'm no spring chicken fellas, I got that.

2018-12-05 03:41:34 UTC  

@ThunderHammerDX just say you are a devout christian

2018-12-05 03:41:44 UTC  

and are saving yourself for jesus

2018-12-05 03:42:00 UTC  

So they want to pay a woman to... not touch them and buy $20 drinks

2018-12-05 03:42:05 UTC  

Sounds like a bachelor tax

2018-12-05 03:42:34 UTC  

Yeah, they are crazy. I just need the ride lol.

2018-12-05 03:42:51 UTC  

I wonder if a single bottle of gatorade would be sufficient lube for anal

2018-12-05 03:43:08 UTC  

a bachelor tax is not voluntary, throwing money at women to give them precum sounds beta bucks as fuck and is totally voluntary which

2018-12-05 03:43:29 UTC  

Agreed, and they can't wait to do it, either.