gulp gulp motherfucker @shadowlessnexus

@shadowlessnexus I told you bringing me in was a bad idea

No dick is too big, no fish is too small

@ThunderHammerDX welcome to the server

Thanks Goblin

I didnt bring you here

Allowing me in*

Whatever I'm going back to work

I'm about to spend a few days with a bunch of blue pillers. They are very likely going to try to shame me when they find out I don't put things on pedestals like they do. Not sure what I'm going to do to shut them down, I will be outnumbered.

Download discord on your phone. Someone's always here

^ Don't mention red pill, don't mention MGTOW

I'm not going to talk about anything with them if I can avoid it, but they're going to try to force me to strip clubs.

Lol, I'm no spring chicken fellas, I got that.

@ThunderHammerDX just say you are a devout christian

and are saving yourself for jesus

So they want to pay a woman to... not touch them and buy $20 drinks

Sounds like a bachelor tax

Yeah, they are crazy. I just need the ride lol.

I wonder if a single bottle of gatorade would be sufficient lube for anal

a bachelor tax is not voluntary, throwing money at women to give them precum sounds beta bucks as fuck and is totally voluntary which

Agreed, and they can't wait to do it, either.

how old are they?

Only one bottle of gatorade?

Mid late twenties

I have no worries for myself. I don't want anything to do with that, but I worry they will relentless shame me all the way home.

so you care what cucks think and say to you...

I can't really give any advice except grow a set

Only when trapped in a vehicle with them.

Or joke like you're gay the whole ride home

Uncomfort them more

poop your pants.

I like the Christian idea.

@shadowlessnexus is a BITCH

@°°° I laughed out loud

Hm, that wouldn't go over well. The Christian one would probably work better.

the christian solution is the logical one. So where were we fellas, ah yes, I myself prefer the fish that are aged 60 and above as they have no teeth http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/77000/Jaws-with-No-Teeth--77263.jpg

poop your pants

say you've got ibs

then if they make fun of you

they're making fun of an illness

then sue