and are saving yourself for jesus

So they want to pay a woman to... not touch them and buy $20 drinks

Sounds like a bachelor tax

Yeah, they are crazy. I just need the ride lol.

I wonder if a single bottle of gatorade would be sufficient lube for anal

a bachelor tax is not voluntary, throwing money at women to give them precum sounds beta bucks as fuck and is totally voluntary which

Agreed, and they can't wait to do it, either.

how old are they?

Only one bottle of gatorade?

Mid late twenties

I have no worries for myself. I don't want anything to do with that, but I worry they will relentless shame me all the way home.

so you care what cucks think and say to you...

I can't really give any advice except grow a set

Only when trapped in a vehicle with them.

Or joke like you're gay the whole ride home

Uncomfort them more

poop your pants.

I like the Christian idea.

@shadowlessnexus is a BITCH

@°°° I laughed out loud

Hm, that wouldn't go over well. The Christian one would probably work better.

the christian solution is the logical one. So where were we fellas, ah yes, I myself prefer the fish that are aged 60 and above as they have no teeth http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/77000/Jaws-with-No-Teeth--77263.jpg

poop your pants

say you've got ibs

then if they make fun of you

they're making fun of an illness

then sue

for defamation and damages

Lol interesting backup plan, thanks

i got you, chief.

Shark gummer? 🤔

Thanks guys, appreciate the advice.

basically you are going with them for a free ride but are afraid you are going to spend money at a strip club, so the only reason you're going is to save money but feel like you're being pressured to spend money

Have you considered rocket skates?

No, I will spend no money. I want to stay in the car without being relentless called a gay

They are going for a party and dropping me off at the venue lol

In dialectical behavioral therapy, they teach thought distortions like catastrophising and fortune telling

That what u doing

It's the trip there and back stuck in the car with them.

Hmm, thought I was just preparing for all options, but perhaps.

ugh kuroi is here