My friends took me to a strip club when I turned 18 and one of them put her cold rocks in my face

What kind of clown ass surgeon did that lol

I wont turn down a face full of tits

Lmao will I able to tell the tale the next day?

Did you die?

Aren’t you quoting from a movie?

"But did you die?"

Just saw schindlers list in theatres for the anniversary re-release. That fucking ending gets me every time its one of the few scenes that stuck with me in life

My sister just sent this, its from a final grade calculator. Sub to pewdiepie or gtfo

because of weighted grading

I've drank this much. So. Far.

Here I was thinking you'd have the second bottle ready to go by now

Aww yeah lemme drink some

Mmmmm fireball

NO. ITS MY FIREBALL

go away

Pass it fucker!

Do it or I'm coming over!

you get the fuck outta here dis my whisky

That's it, I'm coming over.

@Knight of Sunlight @𝓞𝓖 𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓪𝓰𝓮𝓶 were going to Shadows place

@Happy Humble Hermit boi when we crushing the patriarchy?

fireball fucking sucks

and it gives me heartburn

I love Jack Daniels
I never get hangovers from it

oshit

it's an australian

**STRAYA**

Ha, GAY! @Andrew The Meme King

@shadowlessnexus jesus the dry heaving is going to be painful later

sssshhhhj

im good

thats not gonna happen

ssshh

im gonna get some more water

im good aight

pedialite

man

pedialite is a godsend

See, that gay shit.