yeah i've been tased before, i ended up pissing my pants.

shit happens

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My brother wanted to see if a can of mace still had some in it, so he sprayed it *into the wind* and I caught it with my eyes

oof

rather be tased

Worse than CS gas tbh

Y I K E S.

my roomate's job got broken into and he got maced, his eyes were fucked for about a week

When I worked retail my boss tried to stop a thief and the person tased her

LMAO

get rekt

lol

Anything it takes to get those cheap party supplies

hey, but stricter gun control laws reduce crimes, AMIRITE???

I mean just cuz most gun crime is an illegal gun, it still makes sense to crack down on legal gun owners

on the flip-side, you couldn't pay me enough to get tased over party supplies.
lol

you could kill someone infront of me when i was working retail and i wouldnt care

You don't wanna piss your pants for some paper plates and candy?

Most retail employees could not care less

the only time ive seen someone stop a shoplifter he got fired the next day

so when i was in between real jobs, i was working as the test subject for nonlethal/less lethal measures

which is how i got tased

did that pay well?

Where the fuck do I sign

when they told me it causes muscle convulsions/contractions, my dumbass forgot that the bladder is just a fucking muscle

@Whats gay anymore paid $17 an hour, which wasn't terrible

i hated doing pepperspray/mace and dog training

dog training was the legit worst

nothing like being ragdolled by a 90ish pound german shepherd

and you're in constant fear he's gonna rip through the gorilla suit

:/

I found a company that makes full face ballistic helmets and I offered to take a 9mm slug to the face in it if they paid me

The reply was "I've thought about it myself"

LMAO

youd have to pay me alot more then 25 dino dollars to get tazed for a living

i was thinking itd be much higher then that

if i was a leo, it probably would have been

but i was a temp/contractor

that makes sense

What's goodie mgtow?