Message from @°°°

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2019-01-09 19:40:31 UTC  

Either way I was on the bad kids list since I was born 😂

2019-01-09 19:40:53 UTC  

*Bad to the bone*

2019-01-09 19:40:59 UTC  

Yes

2019-01-09 19:41:21 UTC  

Brb gonna listen to George Thorogood now

2019-01-09 19:41:52 UTC  
2019-01-09 19:42:20 UTC  

Goteem

2019-01-09 19:42:26 UTC  

👌

2019-01-09 19:43:35 UTC  

You call me a terrorist because of muh fake religion ? *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

2019-01-09 19:45:43 UTC  

WhY dOnT tHeY JusT tAzE tHeM

2019-01-09 19:45:47 UTC  

That's why bitch

2019-01-09 19:46:04 UTC  

he didn't even fucking move

2019-01-09 19:46:16 UTC  

Dont taze me bro

2019-01-09 19:46:22 UTC  

An absolute unit

2019-01-09 19:46:27 UTC  

XD

2019-01-09 19:46:39 UTC  

but he *could* have

2019-01-09 19:46:55 UTC  

Ddin't move from being tazed

2019-01-09 19:47:06 UTC  

yeah i meant he coulda rushed them while being tazed

2019-01-09 19:47:11 UTC  

yeah i've been tased before, i ended up pissing my pants.

2019-01-09 19:47:13 UTC  

shit happens

2019-01-09 19:47:18 UTC  

<:yay:523032349563158528>

2019-01-09 19:47:47 UTC  

My brother wanted to see if a can of mace still had some in it, so he sprayed it *into the wind* and I caught it with my eyes

2019-01-09 19:47:55 UTC  

oof

2019-01-09 19:48:00 UTC  

rather be tased

2019-01-09 19:48:12 UTC  

Worse than CS gas tbh

2019-01-09 19:49:19 UTC  

Y I K E S.

2019-01-09 19:49:42 UTC  

my roomate's job got broken into and he got maced, his eyes were fucked for about a week

2019-01-09 19:50:25 UTC  

When I worked retail my boss tried to stop a thief and the person tased her

2019-01-09 19:50:33 UTC  

LMAO

2019-01-09 19:50:35 UTC  

get rekt

2019-01-09 19:50:43 UTC  

lol

2019-01-09 19:50:46 UTC  

Anything it takes to get those cheap party supplies

2019-01-09 19:51:09 UTC  

hey, but stricter gun control laws reduce crimes, AMIRITE???

2019-01-09 19:51:45 UTC  

I mean just cuz most gun crime is an illegal gun, it still makes sense to crack down on legal gun owners

2019-01-09 19:53:18 UTC  

on the flip-side, you couldn't pay me enough to get tased over party supplies.
lol

2019-01-09 19:53:55 UTC  

you could kill someone infront of me when i was working retail and i wouldnt care

2019-01-09 19:53:56 UTC  

You don't wanna piss your pants for some paper plates and candy?

2019-01-09 19:54:18 UTC  

Most retail employees could not care less

2019-01-09 19:54:46 UTC  

the only time ive seen someone stop a shoplifter he got fired the next day

2019-01-09 19:55:12 UTC  

so when i was in between real jobs, i was working as the test subject for nonlethal/less lethal measures

2019-01-09 19:55:18 UTC  

which is how i got tased