Message from @Whats gay anymore
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but he *could* have
Ddin't move from being tazed
yeah i meant he coulda rushed them while being tazed
yeah i've been tased before, i ended up pissing my pants.
shit happens
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My brother wanted to see if a can of mace still had some in it, so he sprayed it *into the wind* and I caught it with my eyes
oof
rather be tased
Worse than CS gas tbh
Y I K E S.
my roomate's job got broken into and he got maced, his eyes were fucked for about a week
When I worked retail my boss tried to stop a thief and the person tased her
LMAO
get rekt
lol
Anything it takes to get those cheap party supplies
hey, but stricter gun control laws reduce crimes, AMIRITE???
I mean just cuz most gun crime is an illegal gun, it still makes sense to crack down on legal gun owners
on the flip-side, you couldn't pay me enough to get tased over party supplies.
lol
You don't wanna piss your pants for some paper plates and candy?
Most retail employees could not care less
the only time ive seen someone stop a shoplifter he got fired the next day
so when i was in between real jobs, i was working as the test subject for nonlethal/less lethal measures
which is how i got tased
did that pay well?
Where the fuck do I sign
when they told me it causes muscle convulsions/contractions, my dumbass forgot that the bladder is just a fucking muscle
@Whats gay anymore paid $17 an hour, which wasn't terrible
i hated doing pepperspray/mace and dog training
dog training was the legit worst
nothing like being ragdolled by a 90ish pound german shepherd
and you're in constant fear he's gonna rip through the gorilla suit
:/
I found a company that makes full face ballistic helmets and I offered to take a 9mm slug to the face in it if they paid me
The reply was "I've thought about it myself"
LMAO
youd have to pay me alot more then 25 dino dollars to get tazed for a living
i was thinking itd be much higher then that
if i was a leo, it probably would have been