you could kill someone infront of me when i was working retail and i wouldnt care

You don't wanna piss your pants for some paper plates and candy?

Most retail employees could not care less

the only time ive seen someone stop a shoplifter he got fired the next day

so when i was in between real jobs, i was working as the test subject for nonlethal/less lethal measures

which is how i got tased

did that pay well?

Where the fuck do I sign

when they told me it causes muscle convulsions/contractions, my dumbass forgot that the bladder is just a fucking muscle

@Whats gay anymore paid $17 an hour, which wasn't terrible

i hated doing pepperspray/mace and dog training

dog training was the legit worst

nothing like being ragdolled by a 90ish pound german shepherd

and you're in constant fear he's gonna rip through the gorilla suit

:/

I found a company that makes full face ballistic helmets and I offered to take a 9mm slug to the face in it if they paid me

The reply was "I've thought about it myself"

LMAO

youd have to pay me alot more then 25 dino dollars to get tazed for a living

i was thinking itd be much higher then that

if i was a leo, it probably would have been

but i was a temp/contractor

that makes sense

What's goodie mgtow?

@GingerSnaps what's up

all goodie boo

Word.

I went out and bought the new smash bros yesterday. Watching a beginners training video on youtube.

i cant even beat the 3 stars on that fucking board

toking a bowl also. 😋

@GingerSnaps nice! the new smash is pretty fun

I have yet to play much. I'm going to take notes from this video and then jump in.

just play k rool

So i can play on the big screen in the living room instead of at my computer table in my room.

@Whats gay anymore https://youtu.be/iwblndkY8FM

love me some big cock croc

2much armor

if i can land 1 parry ill call it my win

gun control is mostly about confiscation of liberty, an unarmed populace is much easier to subdue

Accurate

You mean you don't trust the government to protect you!?