Message from @ToastMcGhost
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he didn't even fucking move
Dont taze me bro
An absolute unit
XD
but he *could* have
Ddin't move from being tazed
yeah i meant he coulda rushed them while being tazed
yeah i've been tased before, i ended up pissing my pants.
shit happens
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My brother wanted to see if a can of mace still had some in it, so he sprayed it *into the wind* and I caught it with my eyes
oof
rather be tased
Worse than CS gas tbh
Y I K E S.
my roomate's job got broken into and he got maced, his eyes were fucked for about a week
When I worked retail my boss tried to stop a thief and the person tased her
LMAO
get rekt
lol
hey, but stricter gun control laws reduce crimes, AMIRITE???
I mean just cuz most gun crime is an illegal gun, it still makes sense to crack down on legal gun owners
on the flip-side, you couldn't pay me enough to get tased over party supplies.
lol
you could kill someone infront of me when i was working retail and i wouldnt care
You don't wanna piss your pants for some paper plates and candy?
Most retail employees could not care less
the only time ive seen someone stop a shoplifter he got fired the next day
so when i was in between real jobs, i was working as the test subject for nonlethal/less lethal measures
which is how i got tased
did that pay well?
Where the fuck do I sign
when they told me it causes muscle convulsions/contractions, my dumbass forgot that the bladder is just a fucking muscle
@Whats gay anymore paid $17 an hour, which wasn't terrible
i hated doing pepperspray/mace and dog training
dog training was the legit worst
nothing like being ragdolled by a 90ish pound german shepherd
and you're in constant fear he's gonna rip through the gorilla suit
:/
I found a company that makes full face ballistic helmets and I offered to take a 9mm slug to the face in it if they paid me
The reply was "I've thought about it myself"