<@522598122728325121> your name is cancer so im giving you a nickname

that takes practice

just because you don't have quick wit doesn't mean you're retarded

I also have to get over the fear of being inappropriate too

<@!522598122728325121> thats your name now

Lol

I spend so much time alone now that I don't know what people find funny anymore

My witty remarks tend to piss people off irl so I usually keep them to myself

he can bug me if he wants something different

I know some shady company has my dna info i used to sell my blood to a donation business. I don't know what they did with it but they paid me $20 for a pint or so.

I might say something and they'll get weird

@Zazikiman because part of the skill of beeing witty is knowing what you can say to who ...

Ima go watch this hour long tfm response video, bye for now gents

Wonder how many women we have here, who don't show themselves

Make a witty comment and people get angry

@Sigma just maintain aggressive eye contact

@Happy Humble Hermit thanks for stopping by!

cya

My eyes have like a permanent look of aggression on them

Just play some shitty EDM and the ladies will come out of the woodwork

@Gaarak true. But a lot of people these days can´t take a joke and get offended easily

@Zazikiman tell me about it i have the same issue ...

and if you offend someone youre off to jail

^

yep

In north korea perhaps

I don't talk about anything "Triggering" or political, I keep my opinions to myself

and I don't make jokes anymore

If you speak about something controversial, you have to deal with the fact that you will offend someone

you could always talk about being a slut and your smelly vagina

@Zazikiman I especially tend to use redcutio ad absurd wits to make people change their minds, it s BAD, they hate it

that goes down well these days

I have a dark sense of humor, when I was in college I said the worst shit I could think of

@hel I counted 4 girls in here

@Sigma I do it everyday, you are not the only one but I do it in highschool 😂

But it was when I hung out with my friend in college...holy shit, I had some good laughs saying some offensive jokes

I've had laughter where I couldn't breathe for minutes on end

Tragedy+time

= joke

So many helen keller jokes were made

oh man