Yeah I RTed that earlier. Hilarious. I love that account.

I'm not gonna be a Jew.

@sharialabeouf I'll bet you two shekels you're not a jew

tfw no gf

>tfw no secret character i havent unlocked gf

>tfw 5'11

>tfw you will never be able to be taller than your gf when she wears 6 inch heels

i might be getting a promotion

due to being a good boy

or raise or whatever you call it

>tfw get called into boss office

>"we are increasing your stipend by 3000$. You can go now"

>go back to work

owo

>meet guy in pool
>actually im here working for [redacted] on their ICBM program, I design missiles
>wow fam you figure out how to blow people up i figure out how to put them back together

>brofist

tfw no thot gf

thats a pretty good line

if you actually used it

tfw no thicc eyebrow gf

@badtanman yeah i did actualy

guy also pointed out how i was swimming wrong

so i got my adidas short shorts for greater aerodynamics

kurwa

kurwa indeed

youre the biggest one i know

oorah

tfw no gf

uwu

tfw no french gf

just fucking kill me

im gunna die alone so my entire contribution to the while race will be sixteen images of feelsguy photoshopped with a polish facemask

youve been there for a week

if that

>dude someone go get the management
>there's some short polish guy screaming while deadlifting
>he's crying all over the floor

rofl