@badtanman dude i saw that and that was the first thing i ever favorited on twitter in my life
lol
@sharialabeouf Khazar Milkers saggy enjoy needing an icecream scoop to get them out of a bra
Yeah I RTed that earlier. Hilarious. I love that account.
I'm not gonna be a Jew.
@sharialabeouf I'll bet you two shekels you're not a jew
tfw no gf
>tfw no secret character i havent unlocked gf
>tfw 5'11 >tfw you will never be able to be taller than your gf when she wears 6 inch heels
i might be getting a promotion
due to being a good boy
or raise or whatever you call it
>tfw get called into boss office
>"we are increasing your stipend by 3000$. You can go now"
>go back to work
owo
>meet guy in pool >actually im here working for [redacted] on their ICBM program, I design missiles >wow fam you figure out how to blow people up i figure out how to put them back together
>brofist
tfw no thot gf
thats a pretty good line
if you actually used it
tfw no thicc eyebrow gf
@badtanman yeah i did actualy
guy also pointed out how i was swimming wrong
so i got my adidas short shorts for greater aerodynamics
kurwa
kurwa indeed
youre the biggest one i know
oorah
uwu
tfw no french gf
just fucking kill me
im gunna die alone so my entire contribution to the while race will be sixteen images of feelsguy photoshopped with a polish facemask
youve been there for a week
if that
