@sharialabeouf were you also a former jew

23andme will let me know in a few weeks. If I am I'll get a vasectomy, make Aliyah, and root for you guys as I fondle Khazar milkers in the holy land.

@Convo https://twitter.com/ThatHolocaust/status/881174636305817605

@badtanman dude i saw that and that was the first thing i ever favorited on twitter in my life

lol

@sharialabeouf Khazar Milkers saggy

enjoy needing an icecream scoop to get them out of a bra

Yeah I RTed that earlier. Hilarious. I love that account.

I'm not gonna be a Jew.

@sharialabeouf I'll bet you two shekels you're not a jew

tfw no gf

>tfw no secret character i havent unlocked gf

>tfw 5'11

>tfw you will never be able to be taller than your gf when she wears 6 inch heels

i might be getting a promotion

due to being a good boy

or raise or whatever you call it

>tfw get called into boss office

>"we are increasing your stipend by 3000$. You can go now"

>go back to work

owo

>meet guy in pool
>actually im here working for [redacted] on their ICBM program, I design missiles
>wow fam you figure out how to blow people up i figure out how to put them back together

>brofist

tfw no thot gf

thats a pretty good line

if you actually used it

tfw no thicc eyebrow gf

@badtanman yeah i did actualy

guy also pointed out how i was swimming wrong

so i got my adidas short shorts for greater aerodynamics

kurwa

kurwa indeed

youre the biggest one i know

oorah

tfw no gf

uwu

tfw no french gf

just fucking kill me

im gunna die alone so my entire contribution to the while race will be sixteen images of feelsguy photoshopped with a polish facemask