https://twitter.com/ShariaRises/status/881313521820192768

@Convo Find a gf you can pay for

thats not a gf

thats your mom

@sharialabeouf were you also a former jew

23andme will let me know in a few weeks. If I am I'll get a vasectomy, make Aliyah, and root for you guys as I fondle Khazar milkers in the holy land.

@Convo https://twitter.com/ThatHolocaust/status/881174636305817605

@badtanman dude i saw that and that was the first thing i ever favorited on twitter in my life

lol

@sharialabeouf Khazar Milkers saggy

enjoy needing an icecream scoop to get them out of a bra

Yeah I RTed that earlier. Hilarious. I love that account.

I'm not gonna be a Jew.

@sharialabeouf I'll bet you two shekels you're not a jew

tfw no gf

>tfw no secret character i havent unlocked gf

>tfw 5'11

>tfw you will never be able to be taller than your gf when she wears 6 inch heels

i might be getting a promotion

due to being a good boy

or raise or whatever you call it

>tfw get called into boss office

>"we are increasing your stipend by 3000$. You can go now"

>go back to work

owo

>meet guy in pool
>actually im here working for [redacted] on their ICBM program, I design missiles
>wow fam you figure out how to blow people up i figure out how to put them back together

>brofist

tfw no thot gf

thats a pretty good line

if you actually used it

tfw no thicc eyebrow gf

@badtanman yeah i did actualy

guy also pointed out how i was swimming wrong

so i got my adidas short shorts for greater aerodynamics

kurwa

kurwa indeed

youre the biggest one i know

oorah

tfw no gf