@Hand Banana I'm going to have a heart attack if you talk about your adorable marriage for one more second

last time i gathered frogs for a girl it was in ff15 and a shitty side quest

Not married to her

@Hand Banana nig pls go

But I figure 30 more frogs and I stand a GOOD chance

>I am 🅱atholic
>I 🅱resent 🅱rogs to a girl

pick one

I pick both

deus sure doesn't vult

I find them horrifying personally but she seems to like them

look into the face of Natalia and explain to her why you call yourself a catholic and a fascist but do not engage in marriage

2qt

Because.... that's now how it works IRL dude you have to date for more than 5 minutes

Shit I've only been to one mass with her and she prefers novus ordo. It might not work

>tfw no 🅱lat gf

Whatever. I'm too busy fixing this house up for sale to worry about placating you.

But if my realtor is right I should clear $70K

>tfw no 🅱olemn gf

@Hand Banana protip you will never placate me because i engage in reverse critical theory

I don't know what that is. I'm just taking a break from the Epic and totally AAA Mass Effect Andromeda

>ywn cook those sweet potatoes

tfw no gf whoms't've daydreams of me

Dude

Liara will never leave you. Liara will ALWAYS love you. Embrace Eternity

>tfw no thot gf to rehabilitate

@Hand Banana you are a man of fine tastes
liara intro was comfy af

Liara Intro? Which part?

wait shit

Where she's trapped in a bubble?

i thought the anime i posted was liara

it was something similar to liara, started with an l

Or when she's researching Prothean Things on Mars

yeah fuck you xenophile

Fuck you too and just know... that place between asleep and awake that's where I'll always love you and that's where I'll be waiting.

whoops wrong one

In this allegory @Convo is the girl and I'm PeterPan

AH

it was Luvia