Message from @Hand Banana
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im a sucker for medieval english larping
I'm awkwardly trying to shift the convesation to non-pervy. I got back my 36 1/2 gal mason jars today
tbh id love to see the disaster that is nanvolutiers
@queenarchitect tell damigo that in one of his videos he said "X has done countless damage to the white race" which was a linguistic faux pas because it suggested that damage is numerical when it is, in fact, not
wow that's a lot of cummies
I kept goods that I ate regularly and didn't need refridgeration in them, labeled them in Fraktur Calligraphy and displayed them
how many no gfs can you fit in those jars @Hand Banana
@queenarchitect s-shutup
Um... one currently @queenarchitect
@queenarchitect tell damigo to remove hubris' face from the IE site
:3
don't tell me what to do
k
I bought sweet potatoes for my gains and I thought of nanners and was waiting for the right time to talk about her sweet potatoes
OH you'll get a kick out of this. She has various pets for her classroom, my house is full of Pacific Chorus Frogs. So I captured 6 of them and gave it to her. Gotta be the first time a boy gave a girl frogs and she was hapy.
The yard is full of frogs, but the principle remains
@Hand Banana I'm going to have a heart attack if you talk about your adorable marriage for one more second
last time i gathered frogs for a girl it was in ff15 and a shitty side quest
Not married to her
@Hand Banana nig pls go
>I am 🅱atholic
>I 🅱resent 🅱rogs to a girl
pick one
I pick both
deus sure doesn't vult
I find them horrifying personally but she seems to like them
look into the face of Natalia and explain to her why you call yourself a catholic and a fascist but do not engage in marriage
2qt
Because.... that's now how it works IRL dude you have to date for more than 5 minutes
Shit I've only been to one mass with her and she prefers novus ordo. It might not work
>tfw no 🅱lat gf
Whatever. I'm too busy fixing this house up for sale to worry about placating you.
But if my realtor is right I should clear $70K
>tfw no 🅱olemn gf
@Hand Banana protip you will never placate me because i engage in reverse critical theory
I don't know what that is. I'm just taking a break from the Epic and totally AAA Mass Effect Andromeda
>ywn cook those sweet potatoes
tfw no gf whoms't've daydreams of me
Dude
Liara will never leave you. Liara will ALWAYS love you. Embrace Eternity