wow that's a lot of cummies

I kept goods that I ate regularly and didn't need refridgeration in them, labeled them in Fraktur Calligraphy and displayed them

how many no gfs can you fit in those jars @Hand Banana

@queenarchitect s-shutup

Um... one currently @queenarchitect

@queenarchitect tell damigo to remove hubris' face from the IE site

:3

don't tell me what to do

k

I bought sweet potatoes for my gains and I thought of nanners and was waiting for the right time to talk about her sweet potatoes

OH you'll get a kick out of this. She has various pets for her classroom, my house is full of Pacific Chorus Frogs. So I captured 6 of them and gave it to her. Gotta be the first time a boy gave a girl frogs and she was hapy.

The yard is full of frogs, but the principle remains

@Hand Banana I'm going to have a heart attack if you talk about your adorable marriage for one more second

last time i gathered frogs for a girl it was in ff15 and a shitty side quest

Not married to her

@Hand Banana nig pls go

But I figure 30 more frogs and I stand a GOOD chance

>I am 🅱atholic
>I 🅱resent 🅱rogs to a girl

pick one

I pick both

deus sure doesn't vult

I find them horrifying personally but she seems to like them

look into the face of Natalia and explain to her why you call yourself a catholic and a fascist but do not engage in marriage

2qt

Because.... that's now how it works IRL dude you have to date for more than 5 minutes

Shit I've only been to one mass with her and she prefers novus ordo. It might not work

>tfw no 🅱lat gf

Whatever. I'm too busy fixing this house up for sale to worry about placating you.

But if my realtor is right I should clear $70K

>tfw no 🅱olemn gf

@Hand Banana protip you will never placate me because i engage in reverse critical theory

I don't know what that is. I'm just taking a break from the Epic and totally AAA Mass Effect Andromeda

>ywn cook those sweet potatoes

tfw no gf whoms't've daydreams of me

Dude

Liara will never leave you. Liara will ALWAYS love you. Embrace Eternity

>tfw no thot gf to rehabilitate

@Hand Banana you are a man of fine tastes
liara intro was comfy af