Message from @Chef Goyardee
Discord ID: 330941937874108416
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PREPARE YOUR SKULL
i actually dont know
am i?
yeah dude if it's nonwhite it's your personal onahole
I will countersignal sexually frustrated NEETs who think they have the charisma to make that much patriarchy work
oh
@Hand Banana ARE YOU COUNTERSIGNALING WHITE SHARIAH
hes too smart for it
Being that much of a dick and getting away with it is an art. It can't be quantified.
So I worked catering for a wedding tonight. They had donkeys with beer coolers. I want donkey beer coolers.
me, an intellectual: no white shariah
@Chef Goyardee is that girl polish
OMG FUCKING DONKEY COOLERS
I KNOW
IDK, she's t h i c c
DO WANT THAT IS THE GREATEST TTHING I"VE EVER SEEEN OR HEARD
SO EXCITED
I knew coming here tonight was a good diea
the women i know who advocate for white shariah are too crazy for me, and i like sinead
So, @Hand Banana the donkeys cost 500 bucks a piece to buy. And the owners charge 500 bucks an event for the donkey service
hahahahhahaha
>go to polish club
>are you polish
>y-yes I am sir this is the polish club
>mfw
i googled onahole
i didnt want to know this existed
>welcome to our first meeting
>everyone welcome convo
>"are youp oslihis are you POLSIH Polish are you POLISH"
>haha, what a funny guy
I can make it better @badtanman
Do you want the cure?
sure
Blues sung by white men who perfected the art and whisky that fixes everything
>Hey convo, why do you talk so weird
>are you POLISH
>yes I am holy shit I've already told you that three times
>MY FACE WHEN POLISH GIRL THAT FEEL WHEN TALKAN TO POLISH GIRL
>i'm leaving, you are hopeless
>INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP
RIP KURT
pictured: janitor cleans up the polish clubhouse after Convolution turns around and spots TWO polish girls standing next to eachother
lol
TFW @Convo will never have Third Reich Lt. with a silenced STEN machine gun
>convo's face as the blood stops pumping after he forgets to breathe for four minutes due to his screaming of "Polska uber alles" nonstop
this evening's convoposting is top notch
>upon being asked his name by a polish woman, convo attempts to stay standing despite the severe loss of bloodflow to his brain caused by the largest erection ever documented in history