Message from @badtanman

Discord ID: 330941404047998976


2017-07-02 05:18:39 UTC  

Will the grills of this chat please verify my position please?

2017-07-02 05:19:18 UTC  

period bj is THE best because they get aroused and thus frustrated because theyre not getting any

2017-07-02 05:19:30 UTC  

plus the hormones are all nuts

2017-07-02 05:19:34 UTC  

Dude

2017-07-02 05:19:41 UTC  

pictured: convolution, now past his prime, finally is awarded by God the final reward of dementia so that he does not remember how much of a flaming retarded piece of garbage he was as a youth (2050, colorized)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/330940575077498902/1441805706940.jpg

2017-07-02 05:19:42 UTC  

Married to a redhead. Hormones being nuts was par for the course

2017-07-02 05:20:12 UTC  

redheads have nothing on [redacted]

2017-07-02 05:21:18 UTC  

Pictured: Convolution sips to the inexplicable happiness that has overwhelmed him since his onset of dementia. He does not realize why he feels so much better until after he dies and goes to hell and is tormented by the pony known as Spitfire for all of eternity (2050, colorized)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/330940980595392513/1441806041469.jpg

2017-07-02 05:21:45 UTC  

What would Spitfire's Cutie Mark be?

2017-07-02 05:21:55 UTC  

not shown in the show

2017-07-02 05:21:58 UTC  

except in third season

2017-07-02 05:22:03 UTC  

where it was a flaming lightning bolt

2017-07-02 05:22:08 UTC  

which was against fanon

2017-07-02 05:22:11 UTC  

and which made people mad

2017-07-02 05:22:12 UTC  

WTF dude I was kidding

2017-07-02 05:22:12 UTC  

your past isnt nearly as lame as some others

2017-07-02 05:22:18 UTC  

fanon was she had a phoenix

2017-07-02 05:22:21 UTC  

stop dwelling on it

2017-07-02 05:22:35 UTC  

at least your ex's were white

2017-07-02 05:22:51 UTC  

ARE YOU COUNTERSIGNALING WHITE SHARIAH

2017-07-02 05:22:59 UTC  

uh

2017-07-02 05:23:00 UTC  

PREPARE YOUR SKULL

2017-07-02 05:23:02 UTC  

i actually dont know

2017-07-02 05:23:04 UTC  

am i?

2017-07-02 05:23:16 UTC  

yeah dude if it's nonwhite it's your personal onahole

2017-07-02 05:23:28 UTC  

I will countersignal sexually frustrated NEETs who think they have the charisma to make that much patriarchy work

2017-07-02 05:23:33 UTC  

oh

2017-07-02 05:23:40 UTC  

@Hand Banana ARE YOU COUNTERSIGNALING WHITE SHARIAH

2017-07-02 05:23:46 UTC  

hes too smart for it

2017-07-02 05:23:50 UTC  

Being that much of a dick and getting away with it is an art. It can't be quantified.

2017-07-02 05:23:53 UTC  

So I worked catering for a wedding tonight. They had donkeys with beer coolers. I want donkey beer coolers.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/330941630704123904/20170701_192144.jpg

2017-07-02 05:24:00 UTC  

me, an intellectual: no white shariah

2017-07-02 05:24:14 UTC  

@Chef Goyardee is that girl polish

2017-07-02 05:24:16 UTC  

OMG FUCKING DONKEY COOLERS

2017-07-02 05:24:20 UTC  

I KNOW

2017-07-02 05:24:28 UTC  

IDK, she's t h i c c

2017-07-02 05:24:29 UTC  

DO WANT THAT IS THE GREATEST TTHING I"VE EVER SEEEN OR HEARD

2017-07-02 05:24:32 UTC  

SO EXCITED

2017-07-02 05:24:51 UTC  

I knew coming here tonight was a good diea

2017-07-02 05:24:56 UTC  

the women i know who advocate for white shariah are too crazy for me, and i like sinead

2017-07-02 05:25:06 UTC  

So, @Hand Banana the donkeys cost 500 bucks a piece to buy. And the owners charge 500 bucks an event for the donkey service