Married to a redhead. Hormones being nuts was par for the course

redheads have nothing on [redacted]

Pictured: Convolution sips to the inexplicable happiness that has overwhelmed him since his onset of dementia. He does not realize why he feels so much better until after he dies and goes to hell and is tormented by the pony known as Spitfire for all of eternity (2050, colorized)

What would Spitfire's Cutie Mark be?

not shown in the show

except in third season

where it was a flaming lightning bolt

which was against fanon

and which made people mad

WTF dude I was kidding

your past isnt nearly as lame as some others

fanon was she had a phoenix

stop dwelling on it

at least your ex's were white

ARE YOU COUNTERSIGNALING WHITE SHARIAH

uh

PREPARE YOUR SKULL

i actually dont know

am i?

yeah dude if it's nonwhite it's your personal onahole

I will countersignal sexually frustrated NEETs who think they have the charisma to make that much patriarchy work

oh

@Hand Banana ARE YOU COUNTERSIGNALING WHITE SHARIAH

hes too smart for it

Being that much of a dick and getting away with it is an art. It can't be quantified.

So I worked catering for a wedding tonight. They had donkeys with beer coolers. I want donkey beer coolers.

me, an intellectual: no white shariah

@Chef Goyardee is that girl polish

OMG FUCKING DONKEY COOLERS

I KNOW

IDK, she's t h i c c

DO WANT THAT IS THE GREATEST TTHING I"VE EVER SEEEN OR HEARD

SO EXCITED

I knew coming here tonight was a good diea

the women i know who advocate for white shariah are too crazy for me, and i like sinead

So, @Hand Banana the donkeys cost 500 bucks a piece to buy. And the owners charge 500 bucks an event for the donkey service

hahahahhahaha

>go to polish club
>are you polish
>y-yes I am sir this is the polish club
>mfw

@Convo dude what the fuck

i googled onahole

i didnt want to know this existed