uh, they're not lying.

Sitting at a 3% mortality outside of China

wew lad

Oh no

Dude fuck California

no more chinese hackers?

Two people in front of me order food in Spanish

I’m <:swet:671404160393936948> because I don’t know how tf to ask for a straw in Spanish

hopefully the virus decimates commiefornia

And the fuckin server speaks to me I. Spanish

Yell out "Negrito esta comiendo frijoles"

I speak decent Spanish

I just don’t know how tf to say straw

https://twitter.com/livecrisisnews/status/1233483738140598272

I speak enough that I spent 3 months in Guatemala just fine

"can I have a straw" = puedo tomar una pajita @Papa John's Day of Reckoning

Pajita

Fuckin hell

A word you only need to know in commiefornia where they don’t give you straws

Prediction WHO / CCP figures:
>Cases: 89,871 / Deaths: 3,111

Prediction (29th Jan) "100k infected claim Doctors":
>Cases: 1,150,275 / Deaths: 39,813

Prediction (1st Feb) "Tencent accidentally leak figures":
>Cases: 951,287 / Deaths: 251,597

Prediction (8th Feb) "Guo Wengui: 1.5mil infected":
>Cases: 3,589,856 / Deaths: 191,301

And it’s fucking America

Fun fact: pajita has a second meaning <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

OH SHIT

GOTEM

Now spanish people giggle

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/681101528425168897/681700793669124128/poop.mp4

It is true, but it is not how it works

Don't eat poop

The immigrant reception center 1939

"Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions."

it also means penis doesnt it @Uksio

pajita

So basically

We’re trucked