Yell out "Negrito esta comiendo frijoles"

I speak decent Spanish

I just don’t know how tf to say straw

https://twitter.com/livecrisisnews/status/1233483738140598272

I speak enough that I spent 3 months in Guatemala just fine

"can I have a straw" = puedo tomar una pajita @Papa John's Day of Reckoning

Pajita

Fuckin hell

A word you only need to know in commiefornia where they don’t give you straws

Prediction WHO / CCP figures:
>Cases: 89,871 / Deaths: 3,111

Prediction (29th Jan) "100k infected claim Doctors":
>Cases: 1,150,275 / Deaths: 39,813

Prediction (1st Feb) "Tencent accidentally leak figures":
>Cases: 951,287 / Deaths: 251,597

Prediction (8th Feb) "Guo Wengui: 1.5mil infected":
>Cases: 3,589,856 / Deaths: 191,301

And it’s fucking America

Fun fact: pajita has a second meaning <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

OH SHIT

GOTEM

Now spanish people giggle

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/681101528425168897/681700793669124128/poop.mp4

It is true, but it is not how it works

Don't eat poop

The immigrant reception center 1939

"Report unusual behavior. Barricade your homes. Avoid all contact with infected individuals. Wait for official instructions."

it also means penis doesnt it @Uksio

pajita

So basically

We’re trucked

Fuck off autocroreect

trucked

@Kinky Kitsune (Coomer) Yes

the spanish flu actually came from france didnt it

Spanish flu doesn’t even compare though

specifically from the trenches

According to that at least

If 1/400 deaths is what that was

That’s like .25%

If you want to avoid awkward giggles, "popote" is the kosher-halal way to say "drinking straw"

This is 2%

Kosher halal