I’m a business architect

But boy do I hate it when salespeople say it to my face

(Which is still a bullshit role)

It ain't the hottest shit under the sun, it is a fucking second grade stove

Business architect? A man who draws plans of houses but does so in a sharp suit? <:thinkgon:560211224923734026>

I admire some sales people

I admire their relentless lack of shame

Want to say one was my mentor but that isn't the right word

I mean, the ability to upsale anything to anyone is an impressive skill

But how much of it is essentially a con job?

"Business Architect" - sounds suspiciously like a bullshit progressive globalist role

Business architect sounds good but you can smell the bs

That's the point though so

it's a glorified systems analyst, by the looks

I'd rather sit in a pile of specs, sifting the driest technical data and breaking my mind in half on a technical lingo to find the thing I desire in a good quality.
I want to understand a thing before i buy.

Thus after spending so much time "educating myself" I can start to see through the sales pitch bullshit, and it irks me

It rubs me so wrong

Is being a systems analyst a bad thing though

Business architect is an old role

it's necessary, sam, but i personally can't stand it

In the old waterfall world

Basically a senior business analyst

The one person I know who is one is insufferable so

But it’s pretty dumb in agile world now

Is it a "business" or is it "architect" that is the actual job title?

1 I assume

Business architect

It is dumb

Architect of a business
Or a businessman in an architecture field?

Basically new solution is needed, I help direct it to accommodate the entire banks needs

And how it impacts more than just our area

Ah so entrprise solutions manager in other words

Did you actually get scooped into a manger role right from uni?

No

Business logistics and solutions consultant

Ah okay

I was on the grad scheme for 2 years

That's fair

And eh that sounds too good for what I do Uksio

I’m mostly PowerPoints and excel sheets

Exactly why they should adopt the title