Message from @Eccles
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Regardless, I’m not a janitor or a till lady
I’m a business architect
But boy do I hate it when salespeople say it to my face
(Which is still a bullshit role)
It ain't the hottest shit under the sun, it is a fucking second grade stove
Business architect? A man who draws plans of houses but does so in a sharp suit? <:thinkgon:560211224923734026>
I admire some sales people
I admire their relentless lack of shame
Want to say one was my mentor but that isn't the right word
I mean, the ability to upsale anything to anyone is an impressive skill
But how much of it is essentially a con job?
"Business Architect" - sounds suspiciously like a bullshit progressive globalist role
Business architect sounds good but you can smell the bs
That's the point though so
it's a glorified systems analyst, by the looks
I'd rather sit in a pile of specs, sifting the driest technical data and breaking my mind in half on a technical lingo to find the thing I desire in a good quality.
I want to understand a thing before i buy.
Thus after spending so much time "educating myself" I can start to see through the sales pitch bullshit, and it irks me
It rubs me so wrong
Is being a systems analyst a bad thing though
Business architect is an old role
In the old waterfall world
Basically a senior business analyst
The one person I know who is one is insufferable so
But it’s pretty dumb in agile world now
Is it a "business" or is it "architect" that is the actual job title?
1 I assume
Business architect
It is dumb
Architect of a business
Or a businessman in an architecture field?
Basically new solution is needed, I help direct it to accommodate the entire banks needs
And how it impacts more than just our area
Ah so entrprise solutions manager in other words
Did you actually get scooped into a manger role right from uni?
No
Business logistics and solutions consultant
Ah okay
I was on the grad scheme for 2 years
That's fair
And eh that sounds too good for what I do Uksio
I’m mostly PowerPoints and excel sheets