Message from @BIG4U
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And probably bangs his wife when the kids are asleep
Mexico has many beaches
And you should always bang your wife when the kids are asleep
But it's not his house so somehow t
tbf pretty much everyone is less spergy than you kenny
The sex is better
Or if they're old enough, in the shower when they know to leave you along
DUDE
It's so MUCH MORE FUN
Because it's all "Gotta get it done before they wake up" so it's like a game.
I wanted to watch alien covenant tonight but my wife was like " it will keep the kids awake 😡"
Forget romance. "Hey baby the kids are asleep" and that's like... the best pick up line ever when you have kids.
Panties flying across the room. Tell me I'm wrong.
It's true
Shower is more fun though because guaranteed soapy and clean. Very slippery.
This is how I ended up with my second son.
Standing is too much work
I'm lazy
True
That's why you rinse off, throw a towel on the bathroom floor and go at it there then after rinse off, hit the sack all clean, satisfied and pleased you got away with it while the kids sleep
Yeah my apartment only had one lock, on the upstairs bathroom.
And there is no better feeling than a kid that doesn't wake up, getting laid, and a nice hot shower. Soapy wives are best wives.
And it's totally fine because hey - that's your wife and you're supposed to enjoy her. It's in the bible. I'm pretty sure.
this one is skeptical of the snow and i don't blame him
Oh henlo Mr. @Hand Banana how the hell are ya? Been a while, I missed those choice doggo posts
Good man. Working on fixing up a house for sale.
Busy summer but good. You?
Same, pretty much. Busy and good
I heard you Iron Eagle posting on the Fatherland
LMAO
Iron Eagle is so much better than Top Gun AND Red Dawn
Such cheese
WHOA THERE BUDDY
Top Gun, yes
Red Dawn, now that's a stretch
It's very gay
And I watched each of those movies at least 100 times
YOU PUT YOUR FACE ON THAT PILLOW AND CLOSE YOUR EYES I'LL TELL YOU WHEN ITS OVER
Touche
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