Message from @neat

Discord ID: 349076811638112258


2017-08-21 06:18:51 UTC  

i always liked this guy's covers

2017-08-21 06:18:57 UTC  

I like this one

2017-08-21 06:18:58 UTC  

at least he's fun

2017-08-21 06:21:41 UTC  

very creative

2017-08-21 06:22:56 UTC  

Got a machine head. Better than the rest. Machine head. Better than the rest

2017-08-21 06:23:09 UTC  

Hell yeah borother

2017-08-21 06:23:44 UTC  

YES

2017-08-21 06:23:58 UTC  

fucking great album

2017-08-21 06:24:11 UTC  

Ladies and Gentlemen I present a less spergy, more ripped and more powerful version of me: @BIG4U

2017-08-21 06:24:31 UTC  

He ALSO walks from his machine

2017-08-21 06:24:36 UTC  

"mexican ska version"

2017-08-21 06:24:38 UTC  

nothanks.jpg

2017-08-21 06:24:56 UTC  

You have no sense of curosity about what Seventh Son does on Vacation. I pity the poverty of your wealth.

2017-08-21 06:25:52 UTC  

I think he goes to the beach

2017-08-21 06:26:15 UTC  

And probably bangs his wife when the kids are asleep

2017-08-21 06:26:16 UTC  

Mexico has many beaches

2017-08-21 06:26:31 UTC  

And you should always bang your wife when the kids are asleep

2017-08-21 06:26:33 UTC  

But it's not his house so somehow t

2017-08-21 06:26:37 UTC  

tbf pretty much everyone is less spergy than you kenny

2017-08-21 06:26:43 UTC  

The sex is better

2017-08-21 06:26:43 UTC  

Or if they're old enough, in the shower when they know to leave you along

2017-08-21 06:26:47 UTC  

DUDE

2017-08-21 06:26:51 UTC  

It's so MUCH MORE FUN

2017-08-21 06:27:03 UTC  

Because it's all "Gotta get it done before they wake up" so it's like a game.

2017-08-21 06:27:51 UTC  

I wanted to watch alien covenant tonight but my wife was like " it will keep the kids awake 😡"

2017-08-21 06:28:00 UTC  

Forget romance. "Hey baby the kids are asleep" and that's like... the best pick up line ever when you have kids.

2017-08-21 06:28:11 UTC  

Panties flying across the room. Tell me I'm wrong.

2017-08-21 06:29:05 UTC  

It's true

2017-08-21 06:29:22 UTC  

Shower is more fun though because guaranteed soapy and clean. Very slippery.

2017-08-21 06:29:30 UTC  

This is how I ended up with my second son.

2017-08-21 06:29:45 UTC  

Standing is too much work

2017-08-21 06:29:48 UTC  

I'm lazy

2017-08-21 06:29:49 UTC  

True

2017-08-21 06:30:22 UTC  

That's why you rinse off, throw a towel on the bathroom floor and go at it there then after rinse off, hit the sack all clean, satisfied and pleased you got away with it while the kids sleep

2017-08-21 06:30:59 UTC  

Damn

2017-08-21 06:31:15 UTC  

Yeah my apartment only had one lock, on the upstairs bathroom.

2017-08-21 06:31:49 UTC  

And there is no better feeling than a kid that doesn't wake up, getting laid, and a nice hot shower. Soapy wives are best wives.

2017-08-21 06:32:18 UTC  

And it's totally fine because hey - that's your wife and you're supposed to enjoy her. It's in the bible. I'm pretty sure.

2017-08-21 06:34:07 UTC  

this one is skeptical of the snow and i don't blame him

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/274262571367006208/349078700060442626/zoe-in-snow-2819.jpg