Message from @BIG4U
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I like this one
at least he's fun
very creative
Got a machine head. Better than the rest. Machine head. Better than the rest
Hell yeah borother
YES
fucking great album
Ladies and Gentlemen I present a less spergy, more ripped and more powerful version of me: @BIG4U
He ALSO walks from his machine
"mexican ska version"
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You have no sense of curosity about what Seventh Son does on Vacation. I pity the poverty of your wealth.
I think he goes to the beach
And probably bangs his wife when the kids are asleep
Mexico has many beaches
And you should always bang your wife when the kids are asleep
But it's not his house so somehow t
tbf pretty much everyone is less spergy than you kenny
Or if they're old enough, in the shower when they know to leave you along
DUDE
It's so MUCH MORE FUN
Because it's all "Gotta get it done before they wake up" so it's like a game.
I wanted to watch alien covenant tonight but my wife was like " it will keep the kids awake 😡"
Forget romance. "Hey baby the kids are asleep" and that's like... the best pick up line ever when you have kids.
Panties flying across the room. Tell me I'm wrong.
It's true
Shower is more fun though because guaranteed soapy and clean. Very slippery.
This is how I ended up with my second son.
Standing is too much work
I'm lazy
True
That's why you rinse off, throw a towel on the bathroom floor and go at it there then after rinse off, hit the sack all clean, satisfied and pleased you got away with it while the kids sleep
Damn
Yeah my apartment only had one lock, on the upstairs bathroom.
And there is no better feeling than a kid that doesn't wake up, getting laid, and a nice hot shower. Soapy wives are best wives.
And it's totally fine because hey - that's your wife and you're supposed to enjoy her. It's in the bible. I'm pretty sure.
this one is skeptical of the snow and i don't blame him
Oh henlo Mr. @Hand Banana how the hell are ya? Been a while, I missed those choice doggo posts