That's why you rinse off, throw a towel on the bathroom floor and go at it there then after rinse off, hit the sack all clean, satisfied and pleased you got away with it while the kids sleep

Damn

Yeah my apartment only had one lock, on the upstairs bathroom.

And there is no better feeling than a kid that doesn't wake up, getting laid, and a nice hot shower. Soapy wives are best wives.

And it's totally fine because hey - that's your wife and you're supposed to enjoy her. It's in the bible. I'm pretty sure.

this one is skeptical of the snow and i don't blame him

Oh henlo Mr. @Hand Banana how the hell are ya? Been a while, I missed those choice doggo posts

Good man. Working on fixing up a house for sale.

Busy summer but good. You?

Same, pretty much. Busy and good

I heard you Iron Eagle posting on the Fatherland

LMAO

Iron Eagle is so much better than Top Gun AND Red Dawn

Such cheese

WHOA THERE BUDDY

Top Gun, yes

Red Dawn, now that's a stretch

It's very gay

And I watched each of those movies at least 100 times

YOU PUT YOUR FACE ON THAT PILLOW AND CLOSE YOUR EYES I'LL TELL YOU WHEN ITS OVER

Touche

#BlackRetiredRapist

Sorry Colonel

Wow, live from "The front of the boat"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vaN01VLYSQ

Someone put KFC buckets in there hands and just upload it for lulz. So subtle.

Once upon a time before Beyonce as a Tranny there was Salt and Peppa. In the long long ago.

OMG that video was so lewd back then. We were so innocent

BUT

Is it not a thinly veiled plea for fried chicken? I maintain it is.

"Let me bring it back to the sub-ject. Big bowls of chicken gonna show up wrecked. On your mark get set go spend all your dough $5 buck meal be staring at you.. shoop shoop be doop"

Critical deconstruction of black "culture" to highlight esoteric fried chicken references will be a respected academic discipline in the future ethnostate.

Wait

It's not about KFC?

I like fried chicken 🍗

My whole childhood. Ruined. I grew up in wealthy suburb full of white people. All we had was Boston Market. BLECH

I always assumed KFC was an integral component of the negroid mating ritual

I grew up on Safeway and Albertson's friend chicken

TBH I do like Popeyes. Jim of the Fatherland is wrong. Popeyes is good chicken.

It says so on the box.