"mexican ska version"

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You have no sense of curosity about what Seventh Son does on Vacation. I pity the poverty of your wealth.

I think he goes to the beach

And probably bangs his wife when the kids are asleep

Mexico has many beaches

And you should always bang your wife when the kids are asleep

But it's not his house so somehow t

tbf pretty much everyone is less spergy than you kenny

The sex is better

Or if they're old enough, in the shower when they know to leave you along

DUDE

It's so MUCH MORE FUN

Because it's all "Gotta get it done before they wake up" so it's like a game.

I wanted to watch alien covenant tonight but my wife was like " it will keep the kids awake 😡"

Forget romance. "Hey baby the kids are asleep" and that's like... the best pick up line ever when you have kids.

Panties flying across the room. Tell me I'm wrong.

It's true

Shower is more fun though because guaranteed soapy and clean. Very slippery.

This is how I ended up with my second son.

Standing is too much work

I'm lazy

True

That's why you rinse off, throw a towel on the bathroom floor and go at it there then after rinse off, hit the sack all clean, satisfied and pleased you got away with it while the kids sleep

Damn

Yeah my apartment only had one lock, on the upstairs bathroom.

And there is no better feeling than a kid that doesn't wake up, getting laid, and a nice hot shower. Soapy wives are best wives.

And it's totally fine because hey - that's your wife and you're supposed to enjoy her. It's in the bible. I'm pretty sure.

this one is skeptical of the snow and i don't blame him

Oh henlo Mr. @Hand Banana how the hell are ya? Been a while, I missed those choice doggo posts

Good man. Working on fixing up a house for sale.

Busy summer but good. You?

Same, pretty much. Busy and good

I heard you Iron Eagle posting on the Fatherland

LMAO

Iron Eagle is so much better than Top Gun AND Red Dawn

Such cheese

WHOA THERE BUDDY

Top Gun, yes

Red Dawn, now that's a stretch

It's very gay