“dude you don’t get it these lightblubs have surveillance cameras in them so the police can protect me if a redneck breaks into my house”

theres no way these vids are real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVxVKQ9-1FA

Cia can just stick it on strobe mode to fuck with you befofe raiding your house

nice thumbnail bro

Eoin Doyle gets it

hell yea

it takes more time to pull our your phone open up the GE™ Lighting™ SmartApp™ and select the preset you made for !!star wars movie nights!! than it would to just walk over to the light dimmer and turn the knob

alexa ask the hot CIA agent listening to my commands if she thinks im good looking

not to mention its gonna be buggy as shit

internet of things is fucking gay

remember when people were hacking into wifi baby monitors

internet of things is the most naive soytastic shit around, usurping steampunk and doctor who

and yelling profanities at babby

insn't this what sammy was talking about with 2070 paradigm shift?

close

sammy never named it directly but that’s because it started being a specific thing only later on

this alexa was programed by young african java geniuses

this shit is being peddled by the same idiots who do tedx talks on how we have to stop global warming and war and save africa

lol

Transporting resources to the moon my dude

WE GOTTA LEARN HOW TO BUILD ECO-COLONIES ON MARS SO WE CAN GO THERE WHEN WE DESTROY THE EARTH WITH OUR NEGLIGENCE WITH FOSSIL FUELS

yes

it is not like the same thing will happen again but on mars

ramp up electricity production to maximum capacity to billions of soy laden trogs can sit on their couch drooling watching the big bang theory in 16k resolution with rgb smart lights flashing rainbow colours

Hahahah

it aint right dawg

WE NEED TO LEARN HOW TO DO NUCLEAR FUSION SO WE CAN CRUSH RACISM WITH MORE ADVERTISEMENTS AND MARKETING CAMPAIGNS

Bing bing wahoo

I just earned 10 good husband points

if a black trans woman was running things Chernobyl wouldn't have happened

NEW WATCHDOGS GAME, FIGHT DEPORTATION SQUADS

siri home pod please set the lights to porn mode and please go to blacked.com

I can now seep in my wifes bed again

alexa pause the music so i can listen to my wife fuck her bf

mood

HEY GOOGLE OPEN WATCHDOGS 11 SO I CAN RESIST BREXIT WITH EPIC TRANSEXUAL GRANNY HACKERS

alexa play my antfia hype music playlist

\*presses x on controller\* wow! its like im really hacking into the us power grid!

Cause trannies are the ones that are gonna survive the happening