basedboy

state enforced homosexuality

yeah i cant believe anthony burch single handedly created every borderlands game

u sound mad lol

debate me coward

wasnt talking to u fag

stop sperging

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greentexting on discord

@snpr its true

he doesnt work at gearbox anymore so heres hoping borderlands 3 has less cringe writing

epic funny random character playing saxophone

lol!

for you

sorry

just like white people

the future is blacked

kill whitey

brol...

fucked up

some gay scandi name

yeah give them names like 'john' and 'sam'

can i type now

yes

thanks

im the coolest

no one cares

thats cool

thats really gay

homo

chronic grindr user

he beats u up?

cringe

pic of u

cringe

nothing wrong with wasting your life savings on ethots

get used to it white boi

gamer wife

cool

a noble goal brother

nigga

grats

a dude speaking in falsetto to try and sound like a girl

nice

what yeezys

ew

that poor woman

220 dl and calling someone else a twink 🤔

i dont care

yeah ok faggot

clamouring for videos of me mogging you

dyel

no not really

lol!

mind if i save this pic?

no

where did you get that impression

fair enough

thats cool

its true

im a short fat goblin that needs to be slain

the black mans pledge

whats lithuania

sounds like some fantasy land

cool vid

do it

nothing wrong with having no balls

ew

can u not infer that

dont shave that off wtf

ok hf

no

deep voiced male sorry bro

sorry bro

no

paradise

i hope some woman accuses him of sexual assault now

its true, just look at him

slimy old fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mMgAmCFoOg

based

great image

You fool. You utter braindead simpleton. You truly thought your hackneyed, half-washed points would have any impact on this argument? Please. After a series of quantum equations (yes, I received a master’s degree in physics at age 17) I have confirmed that under every possible universe imaginable, you are crying tears of regret because you know you’re helpless to the power of my vigorous intellectualizationism. In fact, I’m willing to bet if I were even around you, your entire existence would be eradicated by the sheer massive size and scope of my brainistic waves.The sheer fact that you even thought you could challenge a being like me in the realm of logical debate is laughable. At least, I would say that if I laughed. I don’t; rather I spend my free time on the internet confusing helpless dolts like you with my vastly superior vocabulary.

There's a new pledge going around, and it's a pledge that I've taken. I've signed to it, and sworn to it. It's the pledge to be heterosexual. Heterosexual Pledge, 2012. I do solemnly swear, never to give in to homosexual temptation. Always to uphold the virtue and honour of my heterosexuality. I swear to honour my heterosexuality, and always bang women. I will never get lost in a creamy colon of a man. I pledge to maintain my heterosexuality.

Listen to me, ok. So we got that out of the way; the way that you find the pledge online to take it for yourself: Google 'straight guys'. Google image search, with SafeSearch off: 'straight guys', in quotes. 'Straight guy picture muscle jock'. 'Straight muscle jock guy pictures'. Straight. Straight for pay, gay for pay. Google it, image search. Show all your straight friends how straight you are with your Google image search history.

no one cares

jewsro.ck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk3OLTcjNdg

a whole dozen people protesting

u sound like the biggest fucking faggot dude

sorry 2 say

cool

sure dude

dont worry no charge for them

yeah probably

based

fucked up !

nice

lookin good bro keep eating pizzas and chugging milk and youll get that 4pl8 squat in no time

Based chet [2]

bro thats AWESOME